Hate: Guys with fat necks. It is the most unattractive thing ever. The worst is they think they're all hot because it usually happens when they're really muscular, but seriously...your neck is wider than your head. It is not cute. To anyone. Ever. It is just not how a human is supposed to look and that's all there is to it. How can someone get to a point where the diameter of their head is smaller than that of their neck?? There are so many levels to that question, too. First, physically it's amazing that they have accomplished this feat because it just seems like it should not be possible for the muscles of your neck to swell so much that they overtake the width of your skull. I mean, there is no reason for your neck to be bigger than your brain. What are you using your neck for that it needs to be so beefy? Second, it is nuts that someone looks at themselves on a daily basis in their bathroom and the gym and everywhere and thinks, "yea, this is good," or even, "yea, I don't look like someone with a freakishly fat neck right now." You look absolutely narst. I'm not sure where the positive feedback is coming from, but take it from me...you're disgusting. Relax with the weight training until you resemble a human being.
Love: Hocus Pocus. It is the best Halloween movie ever. Pure gold. I love it even though I hate Sarah Jessica Parker, but that's for another day.
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theGrump
i cried at the end of hocus pocus for god's sake!
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