Hate: People who brush their teeth in the shower. That is so gross, why would you ever?? First of all, when you spit, you'd get spit on your feet. Unacceptable. Secondly, brushing your teeth with hot water is nastyyy (I assume, since I have never done this). No one wants to drink just hot water. It tastes wrong. Ew. People want cold water. Cold water is refreshing and normal. I doubt you're taking a cold shower, so stop being so gross. It's not even a time saver. If you brush in the shower, your shower is going to be 2 minutes longer anyway, you might as well do it in the sink like a normal person. And if you brush in the shower are you also going to floss and rinse with mouthwash? I didn't think so, chief. Stop being weird and disgusting.
Love: My PBR watch. My prized possession. Quite possibly the greatest thing ever purchased for five dollars.
Bam.
Love,
theGrump
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