I Wanna Publish Zines and Rage Against Machines

Hate: When people get all pissed that Americans say soccer instead of football.  Also Americans who say football, don't give in to those stuck up English douches.  How come we are the only ones who people care about saying something other than football because soccer "makes no sense."  British English and American English are different, we say different things all the time, and American English is better, so back the fuck up.  We aren't even the only country that doesn't use football.  A lot of languages only use it phonetically, so in their language it doesn't actually mean foot and ball and therefore makes just as little sense as soccer so suck it.   Does fut mean foot in Spanish?  Does calcio translate from Italian into foot and ball?  In fact, right now I'm going to list all the languages that don't use a direct translation that "makes sense."  Afrikaans, Albanian, Catalan, Czech, Estonian, French, Galician, Hungarian, Icelandic, Indonesian, Italian, Latvian, Lithuanian, Malay, Maltese, Polish, Portuguese, Romanian, Slovak, Slovenian, Spanish, Swahili, Turkish and Vietnamese.  Who's wrong now, bitch?
My lovely, soccer loving friend has just informed me that the word soccer is actually a British slang term.  A little hypocritical, don't you think?  Sooooooo....EAT IT YOU EFFING LIMEYS

Love: Dixie.  She is my dog and she is the greatest animal in existence.  You may have thought that your pet was, but let me assure you that you're wrong.  The Dixie is numero uno.  We found her in Michigan (one more reason why Onekama is amazing) and she is THE cutest and the smartest dog ever.  No, there are no exceptions there when I say ever.  She has hilarious eyebrows, and you can put her hair in a mohawk or spikes or whatever you please.  JUST LOOK AT THAT FACE!  You know when you get a puppy and they're so cute and you're just obsessed, but then when they enter the dog phase some of that obsession kind of dies down a little..never happened with Dixie.  She is cuter than even the most adorable puppy.  Or any other being ever.  I love her so much that sometimes when I really miss her, I'm just going to write her as my love again.  So you'll be hearing from her in the future.

Aw, I miss my pup.

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theGrump