Wednesday, October 6, 2010

10 Second Dance Party

Hate: When people use the abbreviations "u" "2" "b" "r" etc.  Really?  Those are the shortest words ever.  If you insist on abbreviating something, then at least do it with practical words.  For example, words with more than 3 letters in them.  And in what context are you so rushed that you need to save those .0002 seconds?  If your deadline is that important, then I'm assuming it is also a deadline for something where, "wut r u doing 2nite" might not be appropriate.  There is absolutely no point in training your fingers to type this way because eventually when you are actually typing something important, you'll just have to spend even more time fixing dumb errors (because if you don't, whoever is going to read said important document will think you are a fucking idiot).  See?  It's just plain ol' logic: You lose more time in the long run correcting your asinine abbreviations than you actually save in typing like a douche in the first place.

Love: People falling.  Mean, I know, yet it is so funny.  This is probably why I love AFV so much, it's a lot of falling.  I'm not a sadist or anything, it's just people make the most hilarious faces when they know they are going to fall.  My all time favorite fall is not an outright fall, but when someone stumbles and is inevitably going to fall, but they still try to run so their feet catch up to the top half of their body.  I just tried to find a good video but forgot I was on a mission and ended up watching like a half hour of AFV clips.  So just use your imagination.

Wuv,
theGrump

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