Monday, October 25, 2010

I Have You Right Where I Want You

Hate: Chanting.  Of all kinds.  At sporting events, parties, concerts, shows, whatever.  It is so obnoxious.  I guess I just think I'm too hip to join in on these festivities.  Not really, I just think it's super annoying.  I don't know why people think yelling something over and over isn't annoying in some situations.  I think I'm just being less hypocritical than most people.  If someone/some people started chanting your name, or for you to do something on an everyday basis, you would absolutely kill them.  So why do people insist on using it as some form of appreciation/praise?  It's loud and annoying, saying something over and over is literally a strategy people use to annoy others.  If I am ever in a situation where everyone around me is chanting, trust, I do not give in to peer pressure.  I sit grumpily glaring around until the chanting is over.

Love: Asking my dog "What are you doing??"  Even though she is a dog and cannot answer me, she always gives the most hilarious answers.  She knows I'm talking to her but doesn't really know what to do about it.  It is the cutest and most hilarious thing ever.  Talking to all animals is pretty hilarious.  "What are you doing," is a pretty common question for me to ask, and just the general greeting, a very excited "Helloo!!!!"  They're so happy you're talking to them, but don't know how to answer you.  I need some furry animal to talk to and make me laugh.

Haha, I'm the weirdest,
theGrump

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