Hate: Birds as pets. Birds are so obviously the worst pet. First, it seems terrible to keep something that should be flying its heart out in a cage. Then there is their annoying squawking. That is the worst sound that comes out of an animal. It is in no way endearing. I also don't like the fact that they don't have fur, although I cant explain why this only applies to birds and not reptiles. I guess because reptiles are just all around cooler than birds. I think the bulk of this hatred lies in how much I hate pigeons, seagulls and crows. I hate them so much that my love of penguins can't even make up the lost ground. Their poop falls from the sky and they don't move when you're walking down the street and they make annoying noises and they pester you when you're at the beach ETC ETC. They are all terrible and it makes me hate all birds.
Love: Interracial couples and the babies they produce. Interracial couples are the cutest, love them. Especially old ones who were couples before it was cool. GOD they are the cutest. Secondly, mixed babies are (almost) ALWAYS the cutest babies, and then later on in life they become the most good looking people. It's the best of both worlds. Occasionally there is some terrible mixing of genes that does not work, but in general...super humans.
:)
theGrump
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