Rain, Rain, Rain On My Mind

I know this kid http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TS4w5vhFbns&has_verified=1said this in his little hate video, but I swear I already hated it AND already had my hate list.

Hate: When couples sit on the same side of the table.  Must you be touching at all times?  You disgust me.  Or maybe your little girlfriend there is giving you a hand job under the table (sorry for that, but for the record, saw it happen once in Friday's in College Park, Maryland).  There is a reason tables for two are set up with the seats facing each other, it is so the people can look at each other when they talk to each other because that is normal and not awkward.  Like you.  You're fighting nature and making everyone angry and a little uncomfortable.  I think you can put your cuddlefest or whatever other reason you think could possibly be excusable (it is not by the way) to sit next to each other on hold for the hour you are out to eat because no one wants to see that, and also you are sitting wrong.  How annoying is it to think that when the host/hostess seats them she sits them across from each other and then they MOVE to sit next to each other.  Infuriating.  I think if I ever see this happening from now on I'm going to have to say something, because I mean, what do they think they're doing??

Love: Cherry Republic Sour Cherry Patches.  The best candy ever.  I recently ran out of my stash left over from Michigan this summer and I am so sad about it.  It is possible to order online, but if I go there, there's no turning back.  However, I wouldn't let you miss out on such a delicious opportunity so if you want to try, or you know if you want to send a case to your favorite ginger, here's the website http://www.cherryrepublic.com/product/Sour-Cherry-Patches-1lb/cherry-candy

Love,
theGrump