Monday, October 11, 2010

Shhhhhhhh, I'm Listening to Reason

Hate: Super perfumed soaps and people who use them.  Your soap is TOO smelly, and therefore YOU are too smelly.  Now instead of smelling clean, you smell like you bathed in nasty cheap perfume and need to be outcast lest the particles travel to the general public and we all stink.  There is just NO point in bathing if you are going to smell overwhelmingly terrible after, too.  Instead of smelling clean, you just smell like you're trying to cover up an even worse stench, if a worse stench is possible.  I actually probably would prefer your natural musk.  To me, the goal of bathing is to not smell at all, or to only smell nice to those who are REALLY close to you.  This is my philosophy because if everyone chose to smell as strongly (and disgustingly) as you, could you imagine the chaos??  The world would be too smelly a place.  You would never be able to smell anything good ever again.  So bottom line, stop interrupting my daily life  with your overwhelming odor.  Use Dove soap or a mild smelling body wash and call it a day.  That is all.

Love: Leggings being in style.  As a person who hates wearing pants, leggings are one of the greatest things to have ever happened.  I can now practically never wear real pants and it's ok.  Thank you leggings.  Thank you.

LOVE,
theGrump

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