Thursday, October 7, 2010

I Wanna See You Explode

Hate: The noise of cracking joints.  I cannot stand it.  So obviously, I hate people who crack their joints on a regular basis.  Fingers, toes, necks, whatever.  That is so fucking disgusting.  The weirder the joint, the more disgusting it is.  I'd say the order from least disgusting to most goes, fingers < back < neck < toes < knees < wrists < hips  < anything else I might kill you.  Not only is it a little gag reflex trigger, it makes me physically feel pain.  Watching someone crack their knuckles makes my fingers ache and so on.  The pain is worse with weirder joints.  I don't know why this happens, but obviously I do not like it so you need to STOP that.  I am already cringing and gagging, I do not also need to be in pain.  So officially for the record, no, I will not crack your back. Not only would I have to hear it, but also kind of feel the cracking take place. That is suuuper not ok.  And again, my joints crack from time to time, and the same goes for me.  I hate it, and I get equally grossed out even though mine is unintentional.

I'm going to have to cut this short because I am starving and want to go make some dinz, quick love...

Love: Maoz.  Look it up.  Bomb.

One love,
theGrump

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