Tuesday, October 26, 2010

We Thought We Were So Smart

As I live in Seattle now and it is apparently about to start getting really rainy, I'll hate on my least favorite thing about rain.

Hate: Girls who wear Uggs in the rain or snow.  All I have to say is, JESUS CHRIST, UGGS ARE NOT WATERPROOF YOU DUMB SLUT.  I do not know who they think they're fooling, like "oh, no one will know my feet are soaked and frostbitten because my shoes have foam soles and a fake wool liner."  Or why that would be a thing you wanted people to think instead of actually just wearing appropriate shoes.  Especially because having wet socks is one of the worst feelings ever.  It is absolutely one of the most ridiculous things I've ever encountered.  So many girls do this and it is BAFFLING.  I don't know if in order to preserve the little neuronal activity they have, they can't feel temperature that far away from their brains or what, but seriously.  We all know your feet are wet and cold.  I hope you also know this.  There is quite possibly no worse choice of footwear, except maybe kitten heels (vom at the name kitten heels).  Please die.

Love: Coloring.  I wrote about loving crafts before, but coloring is another love of mine.  Coloring is such a great rainy/lazy day activity.  It's fun and you make something pretty and you don't have to get out of your pjs, what could be bad?  My personal favorite coloring books are Precious Moments, but they are ridiculously hard to find.  If you find one please give it to me?  I'm serious.

LOVE,
theGrump

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