Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Who Loves Orange Soda?

Just because I was shopping today and had one of those moments where I was like, "Those shoes are disgusting" and the person right next to me was trying them on, I'll hate on why she deserved it...

Hate: Kitten heels.  Both the name and the object.  In case you don't know what kitten heels are, they are those really short and skinny heels that should not exist (according to wikipedia they are stiletto heels of 5 cm or less in height...it annoys me even more, if possible, that there is such an exact definition).  What is the point of this hideous footwear?  If you're going to wear a heel at all, man up and wear one that #1 makes your legs look hot and #2 doesn't make everyone want to punch you.  That's right, everyone wants to punch you because of your DUMB shoes.  It's painful to think that I live in a society where someone could pick up a pair and think to themselves, "hmmm, I do not want to gouge my eyes out with this abomination."  Also could they have a more annoying name?  The kitten heel is by far the most ear splitting title for an object ever.  I mean, I think I would like the person who named them if only because they clearly also hated them.  And if they didn't hate them, then I think this could be my most hated person in history.  Move over Hitler, the person who named kitten heels is coming through.

Love: OK, so you know when you need to go diagonally across a busy street, so you need to cross two crosswalks?  It is THE best when you cross one when it says walk (actually when it is like walk/blinking don't walk) so you get to the other just as it's turning to walk so you don't have to wait at all!!  Obviously I get annoyed a lot about a lot of things, but seriously look how easily amused I am.  When this happens it makes my day...SO so good!!

<3,
theGrump

1 comment:

  1. Dear Grump,
    In West Seattle, they have 4-way walk intersections where the crosswalks are also painted diagonally across the street, "kitty-corner", although I assume you hate that word as well.

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