I used to kind of make the title have something to do with the hate...I don't know what happened to that. Oh well.
Hate: Seltzer. What a terrible drink. It tastes like salty carbonation. I didn't really have any horrible feelings towards seltzer until I went on my little eurotrip. During our stay we discovered, much to our dismay, that Europeans LOVE seltzer. This caused a lot of depressing times because when we were hungover and dehydrated and had to get up to travel, or just every day when we were hungover and dehydrated, it was very often a toss up whether we were buying seltzer or water. It was so hard to tell the difference in some countries! Things weren't in english and people didn't speak english, etc. so we would spend hours (ish) trying to decide which drink was water and which was seltzer before buying, but we were wrong...a lot. Opening the caps was always the big moment, like oh man, here it goes, this going to make me the happiest ever or am I going to want to smash someone's face. And then the fizz noise. Smash. Terrible because aside from being an awful drink all around, seltzer is the WORST hangover drink. Every time that I bought seltzer by accident increased my hatred ten fold, and now here I am, the biggest seltzer hater in all the land.
Love: The transitive property. The transitive property states that if A=B, and B=C, then A=C. This is by far the greatest thing to ever come out of geometry. So fabulous to use in every day life. I haven't used it in a while, but after this, that is clearly going to change.
<3,
theGrump
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