Friday, August 20, 2010

There's No Hope in Dope

Hate: Girls with raspy voices.  You know what I mean.  Like that fake raspy voice that really bratty girls pretend to have.  I just don't get it.  It is the worst sound in the world to me, nails on a chalkboard, styrofoam rubbing together, the sound of someone eating a banana, you name it.  Well maybe not as bad as someone eating a banana.  The thing that is the worst is that it is not a real voice.  I KNOW THAT'S NOT YOUR REAL VOICE!  It's just to make you sound cool and bratty and like you just smoked 30 cigarettes.  And it drives me insane.  I hope you get oral cancer and grow hair on your taste buds.

Yep, hairy tongue.

Love: The Dairy Queen flamethrower sandwich commercial.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUOqFV_v5po
Tell me that is not hilarious.

LOVE,
theGrump

1 comment:

  1. i'm getting sick of writing these fake words each time i write you a comment.

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