Hate: Girls with raspy voices. You know what I mean. Like that fake raspy voice that really bratty girls pretend to have. I just don't get it. It is the worst sound in the world to me, nails on a chalkboard, styrofoam rubbing together, the sound of someone eating a banana, you name it. Well maybe not as bad as someone eating a banana. The thing that is the worst is that it is not a real voice. I KNOW THAT'S NOT YOUR REAL VOICE! It's just to make you sound cool and bratty and like you just smoked 30 cigarettes. And it drives me insane. I hope you get oral cancer and grow hair on your taste buds.
Yep, hairy tongue.
Love: The Dairy Queen flamethrower sandwich commercial.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUOqFV_v5po
Tell me that is not hilarious.
LOVE,
theGrump
i'm getting sick of writing these fake words each time i write you a comment.
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