Leisure Time

For the sake of cogency, I need to love first in this particular post.

Love: Crafts and games.  There is no better way to spend your free time, as well as party time, than making things slash playing things.  My one wish would be to just be able to color, paint, sew, make jewelry and bedazzle everything in sight all. goddamn. day.  And as for party time, it only enhances the experience.  It does get a little harder and maybe potentially more dangerous to craft I admit, but it's still the greatest.  Why do you think all artists are total drug addicts (excuse me for the generalization, but stop kidding yourselves guys)??  Not because they're all tortured souls, because it is fucking awesomely fun.  Also, what party is not made 1000x better by an awesome Beer Pong tournament, Kings Cup game, Jenga, Pretty Pretty Princess or what have you?  I really hope someone has Pretty Pretty Princess the next time we go out because I would love it... I hope I don't get the black ring.

On that note...

Hate: People who suck at crafts and games.  Those two things are specifically meant for our amusement.  In other words...you suck at having fun.  Good job.  Really the reason I hate it is because when I want to do these things, these people will be the ones who are like, "No, I don't want to play Hungry Hungry Hippos, I just wanna dance."  No one wants to dance.  Everyone wants to have a Hungry Hungry Hippos tournament.  It is even worse when English people (a few other people but mostly English people have said this to me) say something along the lines of "What's with beer pong and all of these games, we don't need games, we just drink."  Shut the fuck up.  You're just jealous because you and your friends don't have as much fun as me and my friends, because as I've already stated before, crafts and games only make everything better.

The end

LOVE,
theGrump