The All Time #1

Let's kick start this blog off right with my biggest hate:


Fat people with skinny legs.  I know it's mean, chill.  I truly cannot help myself.  It is THE worst.  I especially hate the girls because they can hide their fatness so easily with all this billowy shirt business.  But I know that they're just using their skinny appendages to make fools of us.  Ew.


On a lighter note!  Maybe not my all time biggest love, but trust it is right up there:


Ketchup.  Ketchup is the greatest condiment ever.  It is so fucking delicious.  I'm not one of those people who puts ketchup on inappropriate things, like spaghetti or something, but I enjoy it thoroughly on the correct treats.  Quite often I decide what to eat for a meal based on whether I can have ketchup with it because it is unquestionably THAT good.  In fact, I am hungry and after I finish this I am going to make eggs and eat them with what some might say is a gross amount of ketchup.


LOVE,
theGrump