Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Food

Hate: Raw tomatoes.  So gross.  Just the texture of the inside is enough to make me gag.  I've heard it called tomato caviar before, I think on Iron Chef, and I wanted to kill someone.  If someone served me that I would punch them.  Then the taste, I just...don't know, gagging.  Trust me, I wish I liked tomatoes.  My life as a vegetarian would be SO much easier if I just liked them.  I've attempted to just make myself, but I cannot.  Ewww.  I also hate that when they're in something, like a salad, or on something, like a sandwich, it's no use just taking them off because their dumb nasty juice just penetrates the whole thing!  And finally, I hate when it comes up that I hate tomatoes and people ask if I hate other tomato products.  Tomato sauce, ketchup (<3), even salsa, do not taste anything like a raw tomato.  Those tomatoes are cooked, albeit in salsa it's only by the acids in the salsa, but still.  Maybe this is why you like tomatoes, because your sense of taste sucks.

Love: Asian food.  I know, very general, but there are just so many good types of asian food I can't pick just one.  I cannot express how upset I am that I am not asian and didn't just grow up eating delicious asian food every day without it being weird.  93% of asian countries have better food than any other country, even though some dumb countries (cough cough Italy) think their stupid food is better.  False.  Asians know what is up.

Looove,
theGrump

1 comment:

  1. omg what is the name of the mongolian bbq place with CHARLIE? i just tried to say something about that but now i forgot the name......

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