My Favorite Colors be Platinum and Gold

With a ridiculously long drive ahead of them tomorrow, Arianna and Mary are a little grumpy, minus the pit stop at a Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives place TBD.  So I'm gonna do what I do best and hate something.

Hate: The consistency of cheesecake, pumpkin pie, rice pudding, cottage cheese and the like.  I haven't even tried rice pudding or cottage cheese.  How can one think to themselves, yes, putting this in my mouth is going to be a good idea?  I can absolutely not even look at it without having to compose myself.  Getting past the general appeal (which is TERRIBLE), let's say I got up enough courage to try some.  Nope.  How could I eat something that makes THAT noise when a utensil is used to obtain some???  Vomit.  Against my better judgement, I have tried cheesecake and pumpkin pie, even though it shares a lot of the same characteristics of things that I hate on principle.  This was a bad idea.  Everyone bugged me so much about never having tried them and how these are like the best desserts ever and I finally gave in.  Neither experience was a pleasant one.  It's not even about the taste, I cannot get past the texture.  How can you enjoy something that makes you want to puke the second you close your mouth around the bite?  Apparently a lot of people can, but not this kid.  

I only have 5 minutes left in this day so I'm going to do a totally self-explanatory love...

Love: Jim Halpert's face.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLrvwfvOuaw&feature=related
Oh, hello Jim.

I'm 99% sure I'm not going to be up in this blog tomorrow, so goodbye for a few days

Looooveee,

theGrump