Know Your Role

Whew, back from a long drive just in time to hate.  And hate I will because I am grumpy right now.

Hate: People who nod along while someone else is speaking.  This is most annoying when a bunch of people are listening to someone speaking with some authority on whatever subject.  Why are you nodding?  Is it to show that you understand that someone is speaking and you should be listening?  We all understand this fact.  We all also understand generally what the person is talking about, and are there to listen to what this particular person has to say about it, that is probably why most people are in attendance.  If you already know what this person is saying, then maybe you don't need to be there annoying me while you fucking bob your head.  If it's in a more personal context, like if I was speaking to someone and they were nodding along, it would also be an issue.  You obviously don't know what it is I have to say or else I would not need to be telling you.  In fact, I pretty much don't want to say anything to you since I'm sure that I would already know if you are a nodder, so the least you can do is keep your dumb head still.

Uh oh, almost out of time, I'll do a quick love

Love: In gmail, when you go to delete spam in the spam folder, instead of just saying "Delete" the button is "Delete forever."  Hilarious.  Little does gmail know that I love saying forever at the end of all statements, but I think even if I didn't I would still very much enjoy that button.

And off to bed, g night all.

Love,
theGrump