Drizzie as a Bizzie

Oh hey darlings, I was late on my last post so ima be madddddd early on this one.  Ok, back on track.

Hate: People who eat bananas in public.  Let me just put this out there, I don't dislike bananas.  But there are a few reasons why it should not be a publicly displayed snack.  Reason number one is that the smell of the banana is too overwhelming, a little strange and it's not like its over quickly.  It's not a bad smell, at least to me, but when I'm on the subway or bus or at a lecture, or X location I can't leave quickly, I don't (and I'm sure many others don't) want to smell you from 10 feet away from the second you peel your dumb banana until you finish and maybe after.  Even then, the disposal of the peel is going to pose a problem because it decomposes so quickly and the smell just gets stronger.  At least wait for an occasion where the people around you can do something more than stare, waiting until you to take your last bite of your poorly chosen snack.  The next reason is because bananas make SUCH a gross noise while you're eating them.  There's no avoiding it, everyone sounds THE worst while they chew a banana.  It's not a noise I can deal with.  I can't even write any more about it.  You all know what I'm talking about.

I feel like I need to shower now.  However there might be time to...

LOVE: Forts.  I am a 5 year old at heart because apparently I just want to craft in my fort forever, and maybe watch some snick circa 1992.  I wish it were socially acceptable as a twenty-something to suggest building a fort when hanging out for a night in, or maybe to just live in a fort all the time, so every night in is in a fort and I don't have to ask shit.  Forts are just one of those things that can only be an improvement to a plan.  I mean, compare these two statements, "Hey, let's play a rousing game of Parcheesi," and "Hey, let's build a fort and then play a rousing game of Parcheesi!!"  How about these, "I really want to watch the new episode of Pitt Boss tonight," and "Let's build a fort and watch the new episode of Pitt Boss in it tonight!" I think we all know the obvious winners, and what would be the obvious winners if I proceeded.  I'm glad I have shown you the light, and I hope from now on there will be more forts in this world.

Lovee,
theGrump