Wednesday, November 17, 2010

You're Crazy Beautiful

Hate: When the bottom of my foot itches.  It is the WORST feeling in the entire universe.  It's impossible to scratch, and when you try it's crazy ticklish yet also painful.  What is that about??  It is literally the itch you can't scratch.  I get legitimately angry when this happens to me.  This is not a drill.  Do not approach me until after I have found a way to scratch my fucking foot.

Love: I can't think about love.  MY FOOT ITCHES GODDAMNIT!!

-grumpmeister.

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