Saturday, November 6, 2010

Dance Until We Die

Hate: People who are obsessed with Apple products.  Calm yourselves.  I confess, I do have a Macbook, but only because the price was right (700 bucks because I got it on crazy sale at ghetto ass electronic store in Patterson, NJ).  When I was looking for a new computer after my old one (a PC that lasted over 5 years and the only problems I had with it were due to my chinchilla eating off important keys such as the control, alt, shift, and g keys.  It's actually still kickin' back at home, too), I kind of wanted to know what was up with the Mac hype.  The only solid answer I could get was that macs get less viruses than pcs.  Really?  How much porn are you watching that you are willing to pay twice as much money for a fucking laptop?  Even the difference between the macbook and the macbook pro is dumb.  The guy at the Apple store basically said that they're almost the same, just the pro looks cooler because it's made of different material.  In fact my roommate has a macbook pro and doesn't get as good wireless connection as me, I used to be able to steal our across the street neighbors internet and she couldn't.  I really just hate that most people have a Mac because it's a Mac, and not for any real reason, even if they pretend they have a better reason than wanting to look cool.  Laptops aside, ipads are dumb.  Ipods aren't the only good mp3 player, yet admittedly are very convenient.  Etc etc.  Everyone stop trying to be cool.  Being weird and nerdy is much better.

Love: Good pickles.  This does not include the sweet variety.  I said good pickles, not nasty sweet ones. They are so effing delicious, definitely one of those things where I don't understand how someone could dislike them.  When I was little, my neighbor and I would drink the pickle juice out of teacups for tea parties.  Yep.

LOVEEE,
theGrump

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