Hate: Sketchers. Why is there a company that sells only the most hideous shoes. I feel that their whole goal as a shoe company should be to not sell shoes that are the worst. SOMEONE who works on their little design team over there must realize how awful all the products are. Maybe it's a conspiracy, they aren't the stupid ones, the consumers are, they're just having fun seeing how ugly of products they can actually make a profit on. Wearing sketchers products is a dead giveaway of your terrible personality. So if you suck, I realize you'll be drawn to sketchers, but please do yourself a favor and stay away. Or do us all a favor and kill yourself.
Love: My slush mugs. Greatest. Product. Ever. They legitimately make any drink you put in them into a slushie. YOU CAN HAVE AWESOME SLUSHIES ALL THE TIME!! In fact, sketchers and slush mugs are literally the two poles in awesome products. Sketchers being the very least awesome thing ever and slush mugs being the absolute 100% most awesome. I know you want one. Trust me, you want one. Here's the link. http://glacierware.com/
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theGrump
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