It's Me and the Moon She Said

I'm freezing my buns off right now, so I've decided to hate on something warm weather related.

Hate: Above ground pools.  They are the worst.  First of all, they look absolutely horrific in your yard.  It is impossible to make a yard with an above ground pool look halfway decent.  You have officially turned your entire neighborhood into a trailer park.  And no one is happy about it.   What unclassy retard spends 1000 bucks, or whatever an above ground pool costs hopefully it is not more than $1000, to decrease their houses property value (because that grass under there is never growing back...assuming there is grass in your backyard, it may just be dirt covered with hay, I mean...you have an above ground pool) and make everyone who ever sees your house think you're a total douchebag?  Secondly, above ground pools are just not fun.  No self respecting child wants to play in an above ground pool.  They aren't deep enough or long enough to do anything cool in.  You can't do a proper jump, you can't throw stuff into the deep end to retrieve (because there is no deep end...womp womp), you can't race or see if you can hold your breath for the length of the pool.  I mean I can go on and on with awesome things you can't do, what can you do in an above ground pool?  Lounge.  LAME!  You can lounge anywhere, and anywhere else you wouldn't look like such a hick.  It is not worth the money you threw away on it just to be a glorified outdoor waterbed slash eyesore.

Whew, that got a little mean...oh well, this is my hate blog.

Love: Mustache stickers.  They are fabulous because everything looks more hilarious when it has a mustache.  I enjoy giving random household objects mustaches because then every time you catch a glimpse of the stache, it will make your day a little brighter because the mustache automatically makes everything look like it has an opinion.  Also, mustache stickers give rise to the greatest game of all time, and here is how you play: first stick the mustache onto the television screen, second play a movie, third drink every time it looks like someone is wearing the mustache.

<3,
theGrump