Sunday, November 14, 2010

99 Problems

Hate: Germaphobes.  One, because those people are so annoying and useless, and two because being such a germaphobe is a health hazard.  I'm a generally clean person, but people take it too far, sterilizing things like they're in a hospital, not letting kids develop an immune system.  Get dirty, stop lysol-ing everything in sight you freaks.  This next generation of kids is going to be wiped the fuck out by some dumb bacteria they can't fight off because their immune systems suck.  Way to go, parents.  I'm very distracted right now and am having a hard time hating on germaphobes to the extent that they need.  All I need to say is it is not necessary and is going to be worse in the long run.  A little dirt is good for you.  Don't eat poop and you'll be fine.  Just fucking relax.

Love: The movie Elf.  I know a lot of people hate Will Ferrel, but Elf is amazing.  So many amazing quotes, some of my favorites being: Good news, I saw a dog today.  I PAINTED A PICTURE OF A BUTTERFLY.  (Buddy gets hit by cab).  CONGRATULATIONS!  Bye Buddy, hope you find your dad.  There, there.  I love you, I love you, I LOOVE YOUUUU.  As a rule to live by, Elf is watched repeatedly after Halloween until (and a little after) Christmas.  Then at some point in the summer it must be watched just because it's been too long, and everyone loves Elf.

Peace,
theGrump 

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