Thursday, November 25, 2010

I've Forgotten What it's Like to Feel Normal

Hate:  The mom's voice in The Incredibles.  It is awful.  AWFUL.  What were they thinking??  What is SHE thinking???  I mean really, giving a VOICE ACTING JOB to that woman??  COULD THEY HEAR HER!?!?!??!!  I don't think I've ever heard a worse voice.  Ever.  I mean I assume you have seen The Incredibles, it's a fabulous movie, but she reeeeeallyyy brings it down.  I can't even explain how ridiculous it is you'd just have to hear her, I'll try though.  ACTUALLY!!!  I got it.  She makes everything she says sound like she has a lot of spit in her mouth.  I have discovered the basis of my hate.  She makes everything ever sound like she has lots of spit in her mouth.  I hate spit.  HATE, but I would be truly be glad if she spit, just so I could watch the rest of the movie without throwing up in my mouth repeatedly.  So, keeping in mind that I literally want to throw up every time I hear her, let me say that she was actually hired for another job.  She was hired for a milk commercial I think.  All I have to say to you is that milk grosses me out.  Her voice combined with milk to TOO MUCH!  Vomit.  Everywhere.  In conclusion, I hate the human race for, one, inventing her voice and two for producing at least two humans who want this voice to be an important part of their careers.

Love:  After dinner mints.  They make every dinner awesome.  It's weird because I kind of hate them because I just want to keep tasting the dinner and they kind of erase it, but I just love them.  It's an automatic 2 points on your restaurant review if you give me a mint.

WUV,
theGrump

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