Hate: The mom's voice in The Incredibles. It is awful. AWFUL. What were they thinking?? What is SHE thinking??? I mean really, giving a VOICE ACTING JOB to that woman?? COULD THEY HEAR HER!?!?!??!! I don't think I've ever heard a worse voice. Ever. I mean I assume you have seen The Incredibles, it's a fabulous movie, but she reeeeeallyyy brings it down. I can't even explain how ridiculous it is you'd just have to hear her, I'll try though. ACTUALLY!!! I got it. She makes everything she says sound like she has a lot of spit in her mouth. I have discovered the basis of my hate. She makes everything ever sound like she has lots of spit in her mouth. I hate spit. HATE, but I would be truly be glad if she spit, just so I could watch the rest of the movie without throwing up in my mouth repeatedly. So, keeping in mind that I literally want to throw up every time I hear her, let me say that she was actually hired for another job. She was hired for a milk commercial I think. All I have to say to you is that milk grosses me out. Her voice combined with milk to TOO MUCH! Vomit. Everywhere. In conclusion, I hate the human race for, one, inventing her voice and two for producing at least two humans who want this voice to be an important part of their careers.
Love: After dinner mints. They make every dinner awesome. It's weird because I kind of hate them because I just want to keep tasting the dinner and they kind of erase it, but I just love them. It's an automatic 2 points on your restaurant review if you give me a mint.
WUV,
theGrump
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