Even Scientologists Know There's More to All of This

I noticed someone did this today and it made me mad.  And obviously it was a person that I already hate for numerous other reasons.

Hate: When people say "on accident" instead of "by accident."   "On accident" just sounds THE WORST to me, although typing it these two times has made me see that writing it may be the worst.  Since I've always just hated it without any grammatical reason, I decided to check on it in hopes that I could have some actual grounds for my hate for a change.  It seems like people THINK that younger people say the terrible way and older people say "by accident."  I resent that, bitches.  I don't want to be grouped with all these idiots that don't say by accident.  Other than that, I basically found that most people seem to think both are acceptable (although after reading this, you know that one of them is clearly not acceptable), but there are a few sources that say by accident is the right way.  So we're gonna agree with those guys.  BY ACCIDENT 4 LYFE!

Love:  Sky Mall.  It is the greatest magazine in existence.  I get legitimately excited about it when boarding a plane.  It has both hilarious stuff that cracks me up for hours as well as things that I cannot live without, like the giant cupcake cake pan.  Which I bought.  And made many AMAZING giant cupcake cakes.

Luv,
theGrump