Jump, Jump

I KNOW, I KNOW, it's been a while.  I'm a busy girl, but all you junkies are hounding me so I'll pick a good one.

Hate: Boston accents.  Hands down the WORST accent in the fucking world.  Seriously, the whole planet.  It is an absolute ABOMINATION.  It is in no way cute or sexy, it is so annoying in every way imaginable.  I literally cannot watch the movie Good Will Hunting specifically for one line said by Matt Damon in his horrific Boston accent, and not horrific in the sense that he does a bad job, but in the sense that any Boston accent is horrific.  Anyway, the line is, "How do you like them apples."  Seems simple enough, and yet...  TERRIBLE.  I cannot explain to you how angry that line makes me.  Boston in general is a pretty big hate for me, just because of their stupid one sided New York rivalry (Boston...no one in New York fucking cares, get the fuck over it), but the accent takes it to a whole new level of despisal, which isn't a word, but it's happening.  No one wants to hear you speak.  Ever.  Especially to complain about the Yankees.  Everyone hates the Yankees, it's old news, but hearing YOU say it makes me want to murder you.

Love:  Knocking on wood.  I love it.  I wouldn't say I'm really superstitious, but I knock on wood ALL THE TIME.  And just in case you were wondering the correct way to knock on wood, it is to knock three times.  Not two, not one, not four.  Three.  It really bothers me when someone knocks the incorrect number of times, so read carefully.

Sorry for the delayy,
theGrump