Where's the Love?

As it is Valentine's Day, let's go that route.  I think you'll be surprised at my stance...

Hate: People who hate Valentine's Day.  They're are all mad about it being made up or some other bullshit, and I have just one thing to ask you...Who the fuck cares?  Yes, you could do the things you do on Valentine's Day any day of the year, but do you?  No.  We're busy kids and who gives a shit if someone assigned a day that forces you to acknowledge someone else?  It isn't even like I loove V-day, I just think it's stupid that someone would hate it.  What fucking retard hates a day that only brings good things?  You get money and candy and flowers and cards that say nice things about you, I'm just missing what is wrong with that.  And if you don't get these things, still who cares?  It's not like they're such amazing things that you can't live without them, they're just a plus if you get them.  Not to mention, since when do you care about a holiday being complete commercialized bullshit?  This is fucking America, everything is commercialized bullshit.  Do you really care about Jesus' birthday?  I really doubt it since apparently it isn't really  Christmas, but I bet you enjoy having a holiday and getting presents.  By the by, Coke made up Santa.  Do you really give a shit about the Native Americans feeding the pilgrams?  Nope.  You just are fat and want to eat and have a day off of work and have an excuse to hang out with your fam, and I'm cool with that.  The list goes on, but I bet you already feel like enough of a hypocritical dbag so I'll just end it here.

I know it's Valentine's Day and all, but I'm just not feeling the love tonight, ugh this is hard.

Love: My llama sweater I got for 6 bucks at goodwill.  It is magical.  It is the softest, warmest sweater and it isn't made of llama wool, it just has a giant picture of two llamas.  It. Is. The. Best. Purchase. Ever.   Don't feel like taking a picture, but you should be jealous.

Peace,
theGrump