I Just Came to Say Hello

Hate: People who count the number of drinks they've had in a night.  Totally reveals your true douchebaggery.  I don't care if it's in your head or you make tally marks or whatever...stop trying to show off, I can drink your ass under the table, I bet you are a total pussy.  In fact, I know you are since you think it's number one cool and number two impressive to announce how many drinks you've had.  Also, if you can keep track, you clearly aren't in it to win it and need to step your game up.

I could go on...but I'm hungover.  Gotta drink up that coconut water.

Love: Susur Lee.  He was a chef on Top Chef Masters and was effing hilarious.  He was constantly dropping the f-bomb and getting totally out of control.  I also assume his wife is hilarious because of the way he talked about her.  On one episode he called her because he did a bad job in one of the challenges and was upset or something, and he said that his wife told him to, "shut the fuck up, stop crying and get off the phone."  Amazing.  Especially in his Chinese/Canadian accent.

Good god, Susur, you are amazing.

Ok bye,

theGrump