Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Yes There is a War, it's Boys vs. Girls

This keeps happening to me and it is the worst, so I'm going to discuss it with you kids.

Hate: OK, so you know when you get on a bus, you avoid sitting next to someone at all costs.  Once every two seater has a person in it, then you can start doubling up, and not before.  Well, this hate is of that awkward time on the bus when you are sitting next to someone because the bus was crowded when you got on, but then people start filing out and double seaters begin to open and you are like should I get up and move to that seat or will this person be offended and I should just stay or are they just not thinking about this.  This has been causing some serious internal conflict lately, because I personally don't think it's all that bad sitting next to someone unless they smell or something, so if I do get up and move, generally it is because I think you smell, but I still feel guilty because for some reason I think you know what I'm thinking.  So a lot of the time I don't move to the open seat because I'm like whatever, I don't really need that much space and I don't want them to think they smell, but then I'm wondering if the other person is like why isn't this person moving to the open seat what is wrong with them, because everyone prefers to sit alone given the choice.  Yes, given the choice I would sit in a two seater alone, but once sitting, I just can't decide whether I should move or not.  It is the worst.

Love: Youtube.  What would I do without it?  I know this is pretty obvious, because who doesn't love it, but I just feel like people are spoiled by it and take it for granted now.  It is so sick.  I can sit and find hilarious videos forever.  Here's one of my favorites right now, mostly because I think bananas are hilarious...

LOVEEEE,
theGrump

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