Hate: People who say "loves it". I want to hurt you in some way.
Love: Sunglasses. Have I said that before? If I have it doesn't matter because I love them so much they can take up many spots in my heart.
<3
theGrump
Wednesday, February 8, 2012
Monday, January 23, 2012
You'e an Artist, I'm a Silly Jerk
Hate: People who bite string cheese. STRING cheese. String. And as weird of a concept as string cheese is, I don't give a fuck, if you aren't going to string it, just buy some other shaped cheese for god's sake. String cheese doesn't even taste right when you bite it rather than string it. Probably because you're supposed to string. the. damn. cheese. You can tell a string cheese biter just by looking at them, they often are basically living symbols of everything I hate. If I gave my greatest enemy a string cheese, they would for sure bite it. Then ideally I would punch them in the face.
Love: Wine Library in Millburn, NJ. It is one of the greatest places on earth. They have a whole cheese section with TONS of free cheese samples. Often when I'm visiting NJ my brother and I go there for lunch and just dine on cheese until I think they're going to kick us out. Then they don't so we just eat more cheese until we kind of want to die. Then we buy alcohol. Good god Wine Library is heaven.
LOVE,
theGrump
Love: Wine Library in Millburn, NJ. It is one of the greatest places on earth. They have a whole cheese section with TONS of free cheese samples. Often when I'm visiting NJ my brother and I go there for lunch and just dine on cheese until I think they're going to kick us out. Then they don't so we just eat more cheese until we kind of want to die. Then we buy alcohol. Good god Wine Library is heaven.
LOVE,
theGrump
Tuesday, December 13, 2011
This is R E A L I T Y
As I am currently peeved, I shall grace you with a hate today. I hope you enjoy ittttt
Hate: Mike's Hard Lemonade. Luckily, I think even they are starting to realize what a horrible product they have. Nice try in the beginning trying to pawn it off to the ladies. Maybe some of them even went for it back in those days because, hey, lemonade is fucking delicious. Not this lemonade, girls. Obviously your devious plan has since backfired (shocker) most likely because people tasted it, although that probably wouldn't even be necessary. Even if you can get through one, drinking another is just out of the question. What is the point in drinking fucking Mike's Hard Lemonade if you aren't even going to be drunk. And now, your new commercials seem to be switching the audience to men. You know that commercial with the baseball players, the guy is distracted by the Mike's stand or something like that. Please, pleease Mike's Hard Lemonade company, tell me you didn't think this was in any way any man's alternative to beer when you first made it. Please tell me this is just your last ditch effort to save your retarded and disgusting product. I think for my own sanity I'll just believe that in my heart.
Love: Ellen DeGeneres. She is hilarious, and it's pretty rare for women to be funny, not to hate on my own kind, but seriously there aren't a lot of funny female comedians. Anyway, props to Ellen. I ESPECIALLY appreciate that she loves to scare people as much as I do, and all her scaring videos are hilarious. I think my favorite Ellen clip is this one, it is amazing...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_V4jWLsTtM&feature=fvst
Nighty Night,
theGrump
Hate: Mike's Hard Lemonade. Luckily, I think even they are starting to realize what a horrible product they have. Nice try in the beginning trying to pawn it off to the ladies. Maybe some of them even went for it back in those days because, hey, lemonade is fucking delicious. Not this lemonade, girls. Obviously your devious plan has since backfired (shocker) most likely because people tasted it, although that probably wouldn't even be necessary. Even if you can get through one, drinking another is just out of the question. What is the point in drinking fucking Mike's Hard Lemonade if you aren't even going to be drunk. And now, your new commercials seem to be switching the audience to men. You know that commercial with the baseball players, the guy is distracted by the Mike's stand or something like that. Please, pleease Mike's Hard Lemonade company, tell me you didn't think this was in any way any man's alternative to beer when you first made it. Please tell me this is just your last ditch effort to save your retarded and disgusting product. I think for my own sanity I'll just believe that in my heart.
Love: Ellen DeGeneres. She is hilarious, and it's pretty rare for women to be funny, not to hate on my own kind, but seriously there aren't a lot of funny female comedians. Anyway, props to Ellen. I ESPECIALLY appreciate that she loves to scare people as much as I do, and all her scaring videos are hilarious. I think my favorite Ellen clip is this one, it is amazing...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_V4jWLsTtM&feature=fvst
Nighty Night,
theGrump
Saturday, November 19, 2011
Say What You're Thinking Right Now
Hate: People who comment on a changed facebook relationship status. It is always SO AWKWARD. I think the worst is when someone's status changes to single and people are all "OMG, what happened??!!" or "omg are you ok??" Notice how it always begins with "OMG." Number one, just fucking leave them alone, number two HOW can you not realize how awkward?? I physically cringe upon reading such a comment. If for some insane reason I ever changed my facebook status and someone who was friends with me on facebook commented or liked or what have I would juuuust kill them. Then unfriend them. Then probably bash them via my facebook account.
Love: Leapin' Lemurs. Delicious gluten free cereal. What's not to love? Chocolate and peanut butter flavors, helpin' out some lemurs, no gluten, it's the perfect cereal. I'm currently eating Gorilla Munch and it's leaving a serious void in my life that can only be remedied with teriyaki.
Okkkk, love you, byee
theGrump
Love: Leapin' Lemurs. Delicious gluten free cereal. What's not to love? Chocolate and peanut butter flavors, helpin' out some lemurs, no gluten, it's the perfect cereal. I'm currently eating Gorilla Munch and it's leaving a serious void in my life that can only be remedied with teriyaki.
Okkkk, love you, byee
theGrump
Monday, October 17, 2011
Hey Jealousy
Hate: Hulu+. Hulu, you are now officially the worst. If you were netflix everyone would be canceling their accounts right now. If I didn't need you to survive (aka watch The Daily Show and a select few others) I would be all about a boycott. First you go from one commercial every break to TWO commercials, and now you're trying to charge me?? Get the f out. Come on people, where is the outrage? What's a girl who can't afford cable to do?? Screw you Hulu.
Love: Sleeping. Self explanatory. Also I don't like the way explanatory is spelled.
Love,
theGrump
Love: Sleeping. Self explanatory. Also I don't like the way explanatory is spelled.
Love,
theGrump
Saturday, September 24, 2011
Mi Nina Bonita
OHHHHHH do I have a hate for you. Normally I write about little funny things that bother me because it's like oh haha yea that's annoying. Today I come to you as I am sleeping in the Bogota airport for the second fucking time this week with fury burning inside.
Hate: AIRES AIRLINES. Fuck you all. I have never had more problems with any airline or combination of airlines in my entire life. You are THE worst at doing your job. I have been in Colombia for a week. A single week. I have taken 2 Aires flights and both have just ended up being completely ridiculous. First, we'll go back to where it all began, flying from Bogota to Medellin at 11 on Sunday night. I was with a friend, all was well, we were very excited to go to Medellin and get to our hostel and do some fun stuff. (Hate within a hate, snoring in public. Dear fucking Colombian next to me if you KNOW you snore, do not fall asleep in public. I hope you have sleep apnea and suffocate. I will not save you.) So we get on our flight and take a little napski and almost an hour later we're waking up and they're talking over the intercom. It's really hard to understand spanish over an intercom when it's been years since you spoke it, but my friend at least is pretty fluent and she was like I thought I heard him say we're going back to Bogota. I was skeptical because the announcement didn't sound at all urgent and no one around us seemed at all upset so we decided that it was an "if" situation and we would probably still land in Medellin. There were no more announcements so we were like eh alright. We awake again and its been 2 hours and they are announcing that we're landing in Bogota. Ok Aires. I can deal. I'll even say that they handled it well getting us on flights the next day and sleeping arrangements and food and stuff. My friend and I end up getting a free domestic flight for offering to change our flights in the morning from 6 to 7:30. Awesome. So we're sleeping on the floor at the gate, it's almost time for our flight, but the 6 o'clock flight hasn't taken off because the Medellin airport is still closed. The airline, however, is not telling the passengers the Medellin airport is closed. They even board the flight, as we're getting on we're like oh so the airport is open? And they're like we haven't gotten word but we're going to board anyway. One time flying to Medellin and back with some pluses is funny, twice is just ridiculous. Also you haven't gotten word?? You are 2 airports an hour flight away from each other and we are in the 21st century call ANYONE at ANY TIME and see if it's open. So they board the flight and 99% of the passengers still have no idea that the Medellin airport isn't open. We end up leaving a little late and getting there and it's fine, but Aires, that was risky business. So I want to spend as much time out and about in Colombia as possible so I use my free flight with Aires to get a flight from Pereira to Bogota so I get there like 3.5 hours before my red eye flight home. There was also drama getting the free flight, I'll just say I know the customer service number by heart, in case you want to call and bother them and tell them they suck it's 018000949490. That's the number in Colombia, it probably won't work in the states but hey it was worth a shot. I wonder if I'll get in trouble for that... So I finally get my flight and get to the little Pereira airport with 3 terminals with every flight going to Bogota. Of course my flight gets delayed until 11:30, making me miss my red eye home. Awesome. So basically I don't know what to do. They won't even attempt to get me on one of the other flights (aka every flight) to Bogota with another company and I'd lose my free flight. My friend is still in Pereira but I don't know where and can't call, I could stay in Pereira and spend the night figuring out what to do but I'd lose the free flight and would eventually have to fly to Bogota to get home anyway. I could take the flight but then be stuck and sleeping alone in the Bogota airport because the airport is far away from the city and I'd have to be there early to figure out how I'm getting home anyway. How often can things go wrong with an airline? Seriously?? Right now they're at 100% which is impressive. So I decide to take the flight and figure it out in Bogota, I'm going into the waiting room for my flight and the girl there says my bag that I have never had to check in my life is too big. In all seriousness I didn't want to check it because I was so sure they were going to lose it in that short trip from terminal to plane because clearly none of them know what the fuck they're doing. So I have to check the bag, meanwhile when I sit down on the plane two people around me can't get their fucking rolly carry ons into the overhead compartment. You know whose suitcase would have fit?? Fucking. Mine. So here I am. Sitting alone in the Bogota airport at 2:30 AM. Writing this blog. There are 3 old Colombian men staring at me from all directions and one snoring his life away behind me and two security guards listening to terrible Spanish music loud as hell from a hand held radio to my left. Don't you guys have something better to be doing? Did I mention that I also might have to pay for my flight home? So thanks Aires, I really love being in this situation right now. I mean, of course I'm happy to pull another all nighter this week because of you. Great. Let's hope I can stay awake so my shit doesn't get stolen tonightt.
-_- (I have never used that emoticon before but I felt it was fitting in this situation.)
theGrump
Hate: AIRES AIRLINES. Fuck you all. I have never had more problems with any airline or combination of airlines in my entire life. You are THE worst at doing your job. I have been in Colombia for a week. A single week. I have taken 2 Aires flights and both have just ended up being completely ridiculous. First, we'll go back to where it all began, flying from Bogota to Medellin at 11 on Sunday night. I was with a friend, all was well, we were very excited to go to Medellin and get to our hostel and do some fun stuff. (Hate within a hate, snoring in public. Dear fucking Colombian next to me if you KNOW you snore, do not fall asleep in public. I hope you have sleep apnea and suffocate. I will not save you.) So we get on our flight and take a little napski and almost an hour later we're waking up and they're talking over the intercom. It's really hard to understand spanish over an intercom when it's been years since you spoke it, but my friend at least is pretty fluent and she was like I thought I heard him say we're going back to Bogota. I was skeptical because the announcement didn't sound at all urgent and no one around us seemed at all upset so we decided that it was an "if" situation and we would probably still land in Medellin. There were no more announcements so we were like eh alright. We awake again and its been 2 hours and they are announcing that we're landing in Bogota. Ok Aires. I can deal. I'll even say that they handled it well getting us on flights the next day and sleeping arrangements and food and stuff. My friend and I end up getting a free domestic flight for offering to change our flights in the morning from 6 to 7:30. Awesome. So we're sleeping on the floor at the gate, it's almost time for our flight, but the 6 o'clock flight hasn't taken off because the Medellin airport is still closed. The airline, however, is not telling the passengers the Medellin airport is closed. They even board the flight, as we're getting on we're like oh so the airport is open? And they're like we haven't gotten word but we're going to board anyway. One time flying to Medellin and back with some pluses is funny, twice is just ridiculous. Also you haven't gotten word?? You are 2 airports an hour flight away from each other and we are in the 21st century call ANYONE at ANY TIME and see if it's open. So they board the flight and 99% of the passengers still have no idea that the Medellin airport isn't open. We end up leaving a little late and getting there and it's fine, but Aires, that was risky business. So I want to spend as much time out and about in Colombia as possible so I use my free flight with Aires to get a flight from Pereira to Bogota so I get there like 3.5 hours before my red eye flight home. There was also drama getting the free flight, I'll just say I know the customer service number by heart, in case you want to call and bother them and tell them they suck it's 018000949490. That's the number in Colombia, it probably won't work in the states but hey it was worth a shot. I wonder if I'll get in trouble for that... So I finally get my flight and get to the little Pereira airport with 3 terminals with every flight going to Bogota. Of course my flight gets delayed until 11:30, making me miss my red eye home. Awesome. So basically I don't know what to do. They won't even attempt to get me on one of the other flights (aka every flight) to Bogota with another company and I'd lose my free flight. My friend is still in Pereira but I don't know where and can't call, I could stay in Pereira and spend the night figuring out what to do but I'd lose the free flight and would eventually have to fly to Bogota to get home anyway. I could take the flight but then be stuck and sleeping alone in the Bogota airport because the airport is far away from the city and I'd have to be there early to figure out how I'm getting home anyway. How often can things go wrong with an airline? Seriously?? Right now they're at 100% which is impressive. So I decide to take the flight and figure it out in Bogota, I'm going into the waiting room for my flight and the girl there says my bag that I have never had to check in my life is too big. In all seriousness I didn't want to check it because I was so sure they were going to lose it in that short trip from terminal to plane because clearly none of them know what the fuck they're doing. So I have to check the bag, meanwhile when I sit down on the plane two people around me can't get their fucking rolly carry ons into the overhead compartment. You know whose suitcase would have fit?? Fucking. Mine. So here I am. Sitting alone in the Bogota airport at 2:30 AM. Writing this blog. There are 3 old Colombian men staring at me from all directions and one snoring his life away behind me and two security guards listening to terrible Spanish music loud as hell from a hand held radio to my left. Don't you guys have something better to be doing? Did I mention that I also might have to pay for my flight home? So thanks Aires, I really love being in this situation right now. I mean, of course I'm happy to pull another all nighter this week because of you. Great. Let's hope I can stay awake so my shit doesn't get stolen tonightt.
-_- (I have never used that emoticon before but I felt it was fitting in this situation.)
theGrump
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
Keepin' it Real
As today was the first fall like day of Seattle and I played some frisbee, I was reminded of this hate that I will soon be encountering a lot due to the weather...
Hate: Half turtlenecks. We all know how I feel about things touching my neck so half turtlenecks are just the worst of the worst. It just SITS right on the most uncomfortable part of your neck...ALL THE TIME! I refuse to believe that is in any way comfortable, not to mention you look like a fucking idiot. I don't care about the fraction of a degree it warms your body, you look retarded. If you really need to protect your neck THAT much from a cold breeze, you need to go all out and get like a face and neck warmer or something. And if it isn't cold enough for that...it's too warm for the half turtleneck. In fact, there is never an appropriate temperature for the half turtleneck. No excuses. I will say that a half turtleneck in an under armour-like material is MARGINALLY more acceptable than a jersey one. The jersey half turtleneck is a dead giveaway of your nerdity. In all seriousness I wouldn't talk to you. Under armour is practically a necessity for playing sports when it's cold and it's almost hard to find ones that don't have the half turtleneck, but I mean...look harder bitches. It's that important. I will admit that I have one fake under armour that I got on sale at Target that is a half turtle neck, but since I don't even understand how you can wear something around your neck like that...I cut a slit so it's hardly a half turtleneck anymore. In case it wasn't clear to you before, now you know half turtlenecks are in no way ok. Ever.
Love: Mariah Carey's Christmas album...embarrassing...
Peace dudes,
theGrump
Hate: Half turtlenecks. We all know how I feel about things touching my neck so half turtlenecks are just the worst of the worst. It just SITS right on the most uncomfortable part of your neck...ALL THE TIME! I refuse to believe that is in any way comfortable, not to mention you look like a fucking idiot. I don't care about the fraction of a degree it warms your body, you look retarded. If you really need to protect your neck THAT much from a cold breeze, you need to go all out and get like a face and neck warmer or something. And if it isn't cold enough for that...it's too warm for the half turtleneck. In fact, there is never an appropriate temperature for the half turtleneck. No excuses. I will say that a half turtleneck in an under armour-like material is MARGINALLY more acceptable than a jersey one. The jersey half turtleneck is a dead giveaway of your nerdity. In all seriousness I wouldn't talk to you. Under armour is practically a necessity for playing sports when it's cold and it's almost hard to find ones that don't have the half turtleneck, but I mean...look harder bitches. It's that important. I will admit that I have one fake under armour that I got on sale at Target that is a half turtle neck, but since I don't even understand how you can wear something around your neck like that...I cut a slit so it's hardly a half turtleneck anymore. In case it wasn't clear to you before, now you know half turtlenecks are in no way ok. Ever.
Love: Mariah Carey's Christmas album...embarrassing...
Peace dudes,
theGrump
Sunday, September 11, 2011
Go Too Far, Live Too Long
I can't hate about what I want to hate about because I fear I will be dubbed a terrorist and taken away in the middle of the night and that would scare my roommate so this will have to suffice...
Hate: Bread and butter pickles. First of all, sweet pickles are fucking disgusting. They are just embarrassing in comparison to dill pickles and I hate anyone who might think otherwise because they are obviously an idiot. Secondly, I hate that they are called bread and butter pickles. That makes no sense. I also just hate the phrase bread and butter unless you are literally talking about bread and butter. I realized this after Harry Potter says it in the 5th movie and I was so annoyed.
Love: Fall, as in the season (although I also like when people fall). It is by far the best season.
Love,
theGrump
Hate: Bread and butter pickles. First of all, sweet pickles are fucking disgusting. They are just embarrassing in comparison to dill pickles and I hate anyone who might think otherwise because they are obviously an idiot. Secondly, I hate that they are called bread and butter pickles. That makes no sense. I also just hate the phrase bread and butter unless you are literally talking about bread and butter. I realized this after Harry Potter says it in the 5th movie and I was so annoyed.
Love: Fall, as in the season (although I also like when people fall). It is by far the best season.
Love,
theGrump
Friday, September 9, 2011
There's a Moment You Know You're Fucked
I think people are probably pretty used to my super specific hates by now...
Hate: In movies and on TV when people are flipping through magazines they are always flipping backwards. What the hell, people? It's not like there is no content in there. Why are you even looking at the magazine if you aren't interested in reading it correctly?? Would you do that if you were holding a book?? It's still written just like everything else, you start at the cover buddy. I mean I know you don't necessarily have to read the articles in order or look at pictures in a particular order, but it still is annoying as hell. Also you're generally reading a magazine to kill time, like waiting for an appointment or on the beach or whatever, if you really want to waste time, go through the pages like a normal human being and maybe read an article or two. Get into character, bitch. Even if you're just pretending to read it, no one is buying it if you're going backwards. Be better at your fucking job.
Love: Ke$ha. She's a dang genius. I wish I could just be drunk and say stupid shit all the time and be rich as hell for it. Going to her show tomorrow with the roomie, not at all ashamed. Going to be a hot mess covered in glitter wearing my wolf shirt and sparkle skirt and could not be happier about it. She just makes me want to dance and go crazy so everyone better get the f out of my way.
LOVE
theGrump
Hate: In movies and on TV when people are flipping through magazines they are always flipping backwards. What the hell, people? It's not like there is no content in there. Why are you even looking at the magazine if you aren't interested in reading it correctly?? Would you do that if you were holding a book?? It's still written just like everything else, you start at the cover buddy. I mean I know you don't necessarily have to read the articles in order or look at pictures in a particular order, but it still is annoying as hell. Also you're generally reading a magazine to kill time, like waiting for an appointment or on the beach or whatever, if you really want to waste time, go through the pages like a normal human being and maybe read an article or two. Get into character, bitch. Even if you're just pretending to read it, no one is buying it if you're going backwards. Be better at your fucking job.
Love: Ke$ha. She's a dang genius. I wish I could just be drunk and say stupid shit all the time and be rich as hell for it. Going to her show tomorrow with the roomie, not at all ashamed. Going to be a hot mess covered in glitter wearing my wolf shirt and sparkle skirt and could not be happier about it. She just makes me want to dance and go crazy so everyone better get the f out of my way.
LOVE
theGrump
Wednesday, September 7, 2011
Time of Death Undetermined
My elbow hurts so this is a one/left handed hate so this needs to be short...
Hate: In this Pediasure commercial http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM7Vfe0UJ-E, the way the little girl says "I'm going outside to play." She is the worst. Who let that happen.
No love, this is hard.
Bye cuties
theGrump
Hate: In this Pediasure commercial http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM7Vfe0UJ-E, the way the little girl says "I'm going outside to play." She is the worst. Who let that happen.
No love, this is hard.
Bye cuties
theGrump
Tuesday, September 6, 2011
Who's Gonna Save the World Tonight
This is dedicated to de Whip.
Hate: When people eat all but one little bite of something. WHAT are you leaving that stupid bite there for? SO many people do this and there is no way in hell that that many people are truthfully too full to take that one last dumb bite so often. You ate that whole fucking thing, just eat the damn bite. Might I add, it's totally acceptable to leave more than one bite, it's just the one that makes me want to choke you. I KNOW you didn't just get full, either you needed to stop a couple of bites ago or you just need to finish the job and stop being a pussy. And you know I'm worked up when I use the word pussy because I hate it. One incident stands out in my mind. When I was like 9, my girl scout troop was going to Sesame Place (aka the only reason I joined, I quit promptly after). In the car on the way we were eating bagels. Vanessa was sitting next to me and was about to finish her bagel, but as she was about to put the TINIEST last bite into her mouth she was like "I can't finish this" and threw it back into the bag. ...YES YOU CAN YOU JUST ATE THAT WHOLE BAGEL THERE IS NO WAY THAT .05 OUNCE PIECE OF BAGEL IS THE LAST STRAW. So yea, basically I know you can finish it. I hate you.
Love: Barnaby, my mustache monocle. He is the greatest thing in the universe. Nothing is better than him, so you can just give up anything that you think is awesome, because in comparison it sucks.
Barnaby makes everything better.
LOVE,
theGrump
Hate: When people eat all but one little bite of something. WHAT are you leaving that stupid bite there for? SO many people do this and there is no way in hell that that many people are truthfully too full to take that one last dumb bite so often. You ate that whole fucking thing, just eat the damn bite. Might I add, it's totally acceptable to leave more than one bite, it's just the one that makes me want to choke you. I KNOW you didn't just get full, either you needed to stop a couple of bites ago or you just need to finish the job and stop being a pussy. And you know I'm worked up when I use the word pussy because I hate it. One incident stands out in my mind. When I was like 9, my girl scout troop was going to Sesame Place (aka the only reason I joined, I quit promptly after). In the car on the way we were eating bagels. Vanessa was sitting next to me and was about to finish her bagel, but as she was about to put the TINIEST last bite into her mouth she was like "I can't finish this" and threw it back into the bag. ...YES YOU CAN YOU JUST ATE THAT WHOLE BAGEL THERE IS NO WAY THAT .05 OUNCE PIECE OF BAGEL IS THE LAST STRAW. So yea, basically I know you can finish it. I hate you.
Love: Barnaby, my mustache monocle. He is the greatest thing in the universe. Nothing is better than him, so you can just give up anything that you think is awesome, because in comparison it sucks.
LOVE,
theGrump
Friday, August 26, 2011
Don't Stop Believin'
The gayest title, but it's been coming up a lot in my life recently (mostly in tv that I'm watching online aka Party Down and The Glee Project btw I love Party Down and The Glee Project is embarrassing yet addictive) and is sort of relates to what I'm about to hate right now.
Hate: Lindsay from The Glee Project. She is horrible and just not a real person. I know it's like reality tv and I'm just seeing what they want me to see, but I don't care. HATE her. Her critique is always that she doesn't have a personality and she gets all fake upset about it, but she just doesn't. She's amazingly conceited and totally fake and I despise her more than life. Example, during the vulnerability week (yes I know how embarrassing this is) her vulnerability was fake, but only because Ryan told her she was fake, she didn't understand what it actually meant. Her reason for choosing fake as her vulnerability was because "people only saw her as a trophy" or something ridiculous like that rather than I don't have a personality so I just do things I think people want me to do. Lindsay, everyone hates you you are not a trophy. I am currently watching the finale of The Glee Project and am rooting against her. Good god panel PLEASE don't choose her. OMG THANK GOD SHE DIDN'T WIN, yet she's still doing something I hate, she's pretending to be way too overly happy for the person that won and not at all upset she didn't win. Oh god now this show got too gay and two people won, jesus. I need to stop watching. Oh god now everyone won something, I hate this.
I'm too upset about Lindsay's horrible persona winning anything and not sitting there crying to love about anything.
theGrump
Hate: Lindsay from The Glee Project. She is horrible and just not a real person. I know it's like reality tv and I'm just seeing what they want me to see, but I don't care. HATE her. Her critique is always that she doesn't have a personality and she gets all fake upset about it, but she just doesn't. She's amazingly conceited and totally fake and I despise her more than life. Example, during the vulnerability week (yes I know how embarrassing this is) her vulnerability was fake, but only because Ryan told her she was fake, she didn't understand what it actually meant. Her reason for choosing fake as her vulnerability was because "people only saw her as a trophy" or something ridiculous like that rather than I don't have a personality so I just do things I think people want me to do. Lindsay, everyone hates you you are not a trophy. I am currently watching the finale of The Glee Project and am rooting against her. Good god panel PLEASE don't choose her. OMG THANK GOD SHE DIDN'T WIN, yet she's still doing something I hate, she's pretending to be way too overly happy for the person that won and not at all upset she didn't win. Oh god now this show got too gay and two people won, jesus. I need to stop watching. Oh god now everyone won something, I hate this.
I'm too upset about Lindsay's horrible persona winning anything and not sitting there crying to love about anything.
theGrump
Monday, August 22, 2011
Azul
Hate: When people wear snow boots in the summer, or really any inappropriate weather. This is something I've never noticed before in my entire life until today. Randomly I saw like 5 people doing this today, which under the circumstances is a ridiculous number. Maybe it was because of the small differences in temperature over the last few days. The weekend was a WHOPPING 80 fucking degrees, and today was like 70 and overcast. I will agree that 70 is not ideal warmth for the middle of August, but there is absolutely no fucking call for snow boots. it's 70 goddamn degrees outside. The first girl I saw I was mad about it, like why the hell are you wearing those boots with a freaking fur lining when the majority of people outside are in sandals? The next girl I was just confused, like what is this snow boot epidemic hitting Capitol Hill right now? Then the next person I was furious again, and the hate just grew and grew. It was so stupid, if I see anyone wearing snow boots tomorrow I'm going to trip them.
Love: Kitchen gadgets. I don't even cook all that much, but I totally love all of the ridiculous things for your kitchen. The as seen on tv section is heaven, as is bed bath and beyond. When I was little I forced my mom to buy the rotato, if anyone remembers that gem. Also I would consider my favorite possession , my slush mug, to be a kitchen gadget. You should just see my kitchen drawers, I have a problem.
:)
theGrump
Love: Kitchen gadgets. I don't even cook all that much, but I totally love all of the ridiculous things for your kitchen. The as seen on tv section is heaven, as is bed bath and beyond. When I was little I forced my mom to buy the rotato, if anyone remembers that gem. Also I would consider my favorite possession , my slush mug, to be a kitchen gadget. You should just see my kitchen drawers, I have a problem.
:)
theGrump
Sunday, August 21, 2011
E'ry Day I'm Shufflin'
Hate: The song "If you Want my Body" by Rod Stewart. I didn't have any feelings towards this song until the chips ahoy commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlpS-V8mgIk). It was so revolting it made me not want to eat the cookies AND hate the song with a passion. The cookie's voice is THE most annoying. It isn't at all funny, it is awful and makes me so angry. Also, you aren't sexy, you're a fucking cookie. AND the animation in the commercial sucks, it's not appealing at all, it's weird and gross and so is the girl that the cookie is seducing (vom). Who the hell do they have on their advertising team over there?? I hope they're all dead by now. Smote by god for their horrific ideas. (I just had to look up the past tense of smite, apparently it's smote.)
Love: Adult gummy vitamins. Genius. Who would ever want to stop taking gummy vitamins?
LOVE,
theGrump
Love: Adult gummy vitamins. Genius. Who would ever want to stop taking gummy vitamins?
LOVE,
theGrump
Thursday, August 18, 2011
Get $leazy
WOAH, bet you never thought you'd hear from me again. Wrong. But in all seriousness, my hate list is dwindling, I need to start hating more weird things and fast. Here's one that's still on the list and I feel strongly about, you all deserve it after my hiatus.
Hate: The Survivor Man vs. Man vs. Wild debate. I know this is like blast from the past and both of them probably don't air anymore but THAT'S NOT THE POINT. Survivor Man SUCKS! That show is the fucking worst and there should be absolutely no debate on which host is cooler. Who the fuck cares if Bear Grylls sleeps in a hotel, who wants to sleep outside?? Especially after doing all the dumb shit he's doing out there. The whole point of the shows is to teach you how to survive when something happens to you when you're lost, Bear actually does them, and then treats himself to sleep indoors. So fucking kill him. He not only tells you actual survival skills that could actually be useful to you if something bad happens if you for some reason are stuck out somewhere (or something like that...not that any of this would ever happen to me), he ALSO often takes his clothes off and I'm not complaining. Survivor Man (as if being Canadian isn't bad enough) just SITS THERE and waits for however many days. You can practically survive for that long by literally just sitting there and like sucking dew off the grass, I don't need a show of you doing just that for me to be able to do it. GOD he is the worst. He would never be able to do the awesome slash disgusting stuff that Bear does. AND he's Canadian AND...I don't know...he smells. How did he ever get a show. In conclusion, Man vs. Wild kicks Survivor Man's ass any day and all of you who think different can kill yourselves.
Love: Bear Grylls. F you all.
YOU'RE WELCOME,
theGrump
Hate: The Survivor Man vs. Man vs. Wild debate. I know this is like blast from the past and both of them probably don't air anymore but THAT'S NOT THE POINT. Survivor Man SUCKS! That show is the fucking worst and there should be absolutely no debate on which host is cooler. Who the fuck cares if Bear Grylls sleeps in a hotel, who wants to sleep outside?? Especially after doing all the dumb shit he's doing out there. The whole point of the shows is to teach you how to survive when something happens to you when you're lost, Bear actually does them, and then treats himself to sleep indoors. So fucking kill him. He not only tells you actual survival skills that could actually be useful to you if something bad happens if you for some reason are stuck out somewhere (or something like that...not that any of this would ever happen to me), he ALSO often takes his clothes off and I'm not complaining. Survivor Man (as if being Canadian isn't bad enough) just SITS THERE and waits for however many days. You can practically survive for that long by literally just sitting there and like sucking dew off the grass, I don't need a show of you doing just that for me to be able to do it. GOD he is the worst. He would never be able to do the awesome slash disgusting stuff that Bear does. AND he's Canadian AND...I don't know...he smells. How did he ever get a show. In conclusion, Man vs. Wild kicks Survivor Man's ass any day and all of you who think different can kill yourselves.
Love: Bear Grylls. F you all.
YOU'RE WELCOME,
theGrump
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
Say What You Mean
So my last hate reminded me of a huge hate that I have. In fact a kind of mentioned it, but here's a proper hatred...
Hate: When people are obsessed with HD shit and blue ray and whatever the fuck. I don't know if there is literally something wrong with my eyesight, but there is not a big enough difference between all that garbage and the original stuff to justify spending that extra money. The price of a blue ray dvds is NUTS. I don't even know what blue ray is. And I mean really, I would NEVER be able to tell the difference between a video in HD and one that isn't if shown one after the other. I doubt a lot of people could. You're all just so obsessed with every stupid new little piece of technology that comes out that you need to have it even if it is totally unnecessary. I feel like half of this stuff is like placebo crap. They just tell you it's better quality and people are like OH HELL YEA, even though if they had to decipher the difference on their own they would never be able to. Jesus it's annoying. If I ever become a doctor I feel like I'm going to give tons of placebos out to people like this just because they fucking annoy me, like "I'm going to prescribe you these pills, they taste kind of like tic tacs, that's normal." As previously stated, I would perfectly happy with a vhs, if they still made movies in vhs anymore. Well I mean my particular vhs player may be an exception because you have to get them out with a knife...but with a working vhs player I think I would be completely satisfied.
Love: Pandora. It's amazing. I very often need specific music for my mood and it's perfect. Right now I'm a little tired, want to relax, so I just put in Copeland and BAM, perfect radio.
<3
theGrump
Thursday, April 28, 2011
Let's Dance to Joy Division
Man, it's been a MINUTE. Oops! well all your yelling has finally paid off
Hate: Rewinding videotapes. I know, I know, who uses vhs anymore...I DO. I have videos from a while ago, they still work. What am I going to do, buy the dvds just because they came out?? F that noise. Got me a dvd/vhs playaa. Not to mention tapes are only 50 cents at Goodwill. ANYWAY, back to my point. It is probably one of the most frustrating things in the universe to rewind a tape. It takes FOR FUCKING EVER. I mean seriously, I feel like a 6 year old when I repeatedly hit play to check if it's almost done like 12 times, but god damn it takes the longest!! I don't blame little kids. And even though I hate technology, the like 5 minutes that I have to wait to rewind a movie (that I obviously didn't rewind after the last time I watched) is almost reason enough for me to forego the 50 cent deal at Goodwil, risk getting caught for pirating, or spending the dumb amount of money on dvds. Almost. One day maybe I'll crack while rewinding Clueless and destroy all my tapes, but it hasn't happened yet.
Love: THE SUN. Fuck you Seattle. I miss the sun so. much. So freaking much.
<3
theGrump
Hate: Rewinding videotapes. I know, I know, who uses vhs anymore...I DO. I have videos from a while ago, they still work. What am I going to do, buy the dvds just because they came out?? F that noise. Got me a dvd/vhs playaa. Not to mention tapes are only 50 cents at Goodwill. ANYWAY, back to my point. It is probably one of the most frustrating things in the universe to rewind a tape. It takes FOR FUCKING EVER. I mean seriously, I feel like a 6 year old when I repeatedly hit play to check if it's almost done like 12 times, but god damn it takes the longest!! I don't blame little kids. And even though I hate technology, the like 5 minutes that I have to wait to rewind a movie (that I obviously didn't rewind after the last time I watched) is almost reason enough for me to forego the 50 cent deal at Goodwil, risk getting caught for pirating, or spending the dumb amount of money on dvds. Almost. One day maybe I'll crack while rewinding Clueless and destroy all my tapes, but it hasn't happened yet.
Love: THE SUN. Fuck you Seattle. I miss the sun so. much. So freaking much.
<3
theGrump
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
You Never Wear Shoes Without Your Socks
Hate: The shows Cheers and Roseanne. I've never even really watched these shows, I decided that I hated them when I was a tiny ginger. I'm not sure what's up with Roseanne, I have a serious loathing for no reason, little grumpy ginger just had something against it. Probably the annoying voice and obesity, but that's just a stab in the dark. Cheers is another story altogether. For some reason, I tie Cheers to a specific event that happened in my youth...and trust me, you want to hear about it. So, I was in kindergarden and we were down in art class. For some reason, I decided to steal one of the colored pencils we were using. I remember it clearly, it was like a teal blue color and the outside of the pencil was black and it was really short. It was very pretty. So I took the colored pencil, and on the way back up to class Ryan Adeleye told on me. Mortifying to a 5 year old, apparently since it's burned in my memory. I had to walk all by myself back down to the art room and return it. It was the worst. And for some reason, Cheers reminds me of this event. NO idea why, but I really can't watch it without thinking of the colored pencil incident. In conclusion, Cheers is the fucking worst thing EVER.
Love: Perfect dog walking time and weather. What could be better than a beautiful day with nothing to do but walk your adorable puppy. It's like the greatest activity on a sunny day. It's exercise and bonding time for you and your pooch, it's fun, you get some sun, you get to people watch and explore. Basically nothing in the universe is better.
<3
theGrump
Love: Perfect dog walking time and weather. What could be better than a beautiful day with nothing to do but walk your adorable puppy. It's like the greatest activity on a sunny day. It's exercise and bonding time for you and your pooch, it's fun, you get some sun, you get to people watch and explore. Basically nothing in the universe is better.
<3
theGrump
Saturday, March 19, 2011
Have You Seen my Baby Girl? She's Lonely
This is going to be REALLY hard because I'm going to fucking ICELANDDDDDDDDD today, but I feel like I need to get in one more hate in for the month of march since ima be gonee. I'm just going to have to pick a self explanatory one...
Hate: On my list (yes, there is an actual list) it says I have hated on this before, but I'm pretty sure I have not, so here goes. Brown Tootsie Roll Pops. Disgusting. Why are they even an option, they are fucking gross. I actually hate when the consistency of things is inappropriate for the flavor. It is not ok for a lollipop to be chocolate flavored, just like it's not ok for creamy (vom @ the word creamy) things to be really fruity. I'm not sure if anyone else can follow that logic, but I can't help it, it's just the way I think. It's hard being me...
JUST KIDDING BECAUSE I'M GOING TO ICELAND!!! Sidenote: just did my last hate when I was just typing in all caps, the ' in I'm was a ", I quickly fixed it.
Love: ICELAND!!!!!!!
Bye.
Hate: On my list (yes, there is an actual list) it says I have hated on this before, but I'm pretty sure I have not, so here goes. Brown Tootsie Roll Pops. Disgusting. Why are they even an option, they are fucking gross. I actually hate when the consistency of things is inappropriate for the flavor. It is not ok for a lollipop to be chocolate flavored, just like it's not ok for creamy (vom @ the word creamy) things to be really fruity. I'm not sure if anyone else can follow that logic, but I can't help it, it's just the way I think. It's hard being me...
JUST KIDDING BECAUSE I'M GOING TO ICELAND!!! Sidenote: just did my last hate when I was just typing in all caps, the ' in I'm was a ", I quickly fixed it.
Love: ICELAND!!!!!!!
Bye.
Friday, March 18, 2011
Defying Gravity
Hate: When people are typing in all caps, and hold down the shift when they press for an apostrophe so they actually get a quotation mark. Example: I"M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE BABYMAKER! It isn't the right thing. Just take one second to one, take your finger off the shift key or two, go back and fix it because you know it isn't what you wanted. As always, I do not care that this is super specific and random. I don't like people not doing things correctly and you aren't doing it right. Press caps lock if you can't spare the moment to get the right punctuation
Love: The noises of all apple products. Like the clicking when you scroll through an ipod, all that crap. They are great noises, all their time testing that totally paid off because I love everything. Facebook tried to use a similar noise for facebook chat, but it was just annoying somehow. Anyway, props to apple (sidenote: I think people need to start giving "props" again).
LOVE,
theGrump
Love: The noises of all apple products. Like the clicking when you scroll through an ipod, all that crap. They are great noises, all their time testing that totally paid off because I love everything. Facebook tried to use a similar noise for facebook chat, but it was just annoying somehow. Anyway, props to apple (sidenote: I think people need to start giving "props" again).
LOVE,
theGrump
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