There's a Moment You Know You're Fucked

I think people are probably pretty used to my super specific hates by now...

Hate: In movies and on TV when people are flipping through magazines they are always flipping backwards.  What the hell, people?  It's not like there is no content in there.  Why are you even looking at the magazine if you aren't interested in reading it correctly??  Would you do that if you were holding a book??  It's still written just like everything else, you start at the cover buddy.  I mean I know you don't necessarily have to read the articles in order or look at pictures in a particular order, but it still is annoying as hell.  Also you're generally reading a magazine to kill time, like waiting for an appointment or on the beach or whatever, if you really want to waste time, go through the pages like a normal human being and maybe read an article or two.  Get into character, bitch.  Even if you're just pretending to read it, no one is buying it if you're going backwards.  Be better at your fucking job.

Love: Ke$ha.  She's a dang genius.  I wish I could just be drunk and say stupid shit all the time and be rich as hell for it.  Going to her show tomorrow with the roomie, not at all ashamed.  Going to be a hot mess covered in glitter wearing my wolf shirt and sparkle skirt and could not be happier about it.  She just makes me want to dance and go crazy so everyone better get the f out of my way.

LOVE

theGrump