Tuesday, March 29, 2011

You Never Wear Shoes Without Your Socks

Hate: The shows Cheers and Roseanne.  I've never even really watched these shows, I decided that I hated them when I was a tiny ginger.  I'm not sure what's up with Roseanne, I have a serious loathing for no reason, little grumpy ginger just had something against it.  Probably the annoying voice and obesity, but that's just a stab in the dark.  Cheers is another story altogether.  For some reason, I tie Cheers to a specific event that happened in my youth...and trust me, you want to hear about it.  So, I was in kindergarden and we were down in art class.  For some reason, I decided to steal one of the colored pencils we were using.  I remember it clearly, it was like a teal blue color and the outside of the pencil was black and it was really short.  It was very pretty.  So I took the colored pencil, and on the way back up to class Ryan Adeleye told on me.  Mortifying to a 5 year old, apparently since it's burned in my memory.  I had to walk all by myself back down to the art room and return it.  It was the worst.  And for some reason, Cheers reminds me of this event.  NO idea why, but I really can't watch it without thinking of the colored pencil incident.  In conclusion, Cheers is the fucking worst thing EVER.

Love: Perfect dog walking time and weather.  What could be better than a beautiful day with nothing to do but walk your adorable puppy.  It's like the greatest activity on a sunny day.  It's exercise and bonding time for you and your pooch, it's fun, you get some sun, you get to people watch and explore.  Basically nothing in the universe is better.

<3
theGrump

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