Sunday, September 11, 2011

Go Too Far, Live Too Long

I can't hate about what I want to hate about because I fear I will be dubbed a terrorist and taken away in the middle of the night and that would scare my roommate so this will have to suffice...

Hate: Bread and butter pickles.  First of all, sweet pickles are fucking disgusting.  They are just embarrassing in comparison to dill pickles and I hate anyone who might think otherwise because they are obviously an idiot.  Secondly, I hate that they are called bread and butter pickles.  That makes no sense.  I also just hate the phrase bread and butter unless you are literally talking about bread and butter.  I realized this after Harry Potter says it in the 5th movie and I was so annoyed.

Love: Fall, as in the season (although I also like when people fall).  It is by far the best season.

Love,

theGrump

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