Get $leazy

WOAH, bet you never thought you'd hear from me again.  Wrong.  But in all seriousness, my hate list is dwindling, I need to start hating more weird things and fast.  Here's one that's still on the list and I feel strongly about, you all deserve it after my hiatus.

Hate: The Survivor Man vs. Man vs. Wild debate.  I know this is like blast from the past and both of them probably don't air anymore but THAT'S NOT THE POINT.  Survivor Man SUCKS! That show is the fucking worst and there should be absolutely no debate on which host is cooler.  Who the fuck cares if Bear Grylls sleeps in a hotel, who wants to sleep outside??  Especially after doing all the dumb shit he's doing out there.  The whole point of the shows is to teach you how to survive when something happens to you when you're lost, Bear actually does them, and then treats himself to sleep indoors.  So fucking kill him.  He not only tells you actual survival skills that could actually be useful to you if something bad happens if you for some reason are stuck out somewhere (or something like that...not that any of this would ever happen to me), he ALSO often takes his clothes off and I'm not complaining.  Survivor Man (as if being Canadian isn't bad enough) just SITS THERE and waits for however many days.  You can practically survive for that long by literally just sitting there and like sucking dew off the grass, I don't need a show of you doing just that for me to be able to do it.  GOD he is the worst.  He would never be able to do the awesome slash disgusting stuff that Bear does.  AND he's Canadian AND...I don't know...he smells.  How did he ever get a show.  In conclusion, Man vs. Wild kicks Survivor Man's ass any day and all of you who think different can kill yourselves.

Love:  Bear Grylls.  F you all.

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theGrump