Well, I Guess This is Growing Up

Hate: Taking more than one shower in one day.  Can't do it.  It's not even like I hate showering and avoid it at all costs, I just hate it when people take more than one in one day unless ABSOLUTELY necessary.  Meaning like a truck drives by you and sprays you with mud after you have already taken a shower.  Like if I know I'm going to work out later, I will not shower in the morning no matter how disgusting I am.   That's what hats are for.  I don't know why it bothers me so much.  I mean for me I won't do it because I hate having wet hair so shower = having to dry my hair which takes too long.  Also I can't take a shower and not wash my hair because that annoys me too.  Apparently I just have a lot of shower rules.  And since I don't like it, I think other people shouldn't like it.  Therefore, if you do it, you are stupid.  Maybe bad logic, but suck it, I do what I want.

Love:  The show "I Shouldn't be Alive" on Animal Planet/Discovery.  I may have already referenced it when I discussed how much I love TV reenactments, but there was a marathon today and it reminded me just how genius it is.  Seriously...those people shouldn't be alive.  That was not god testing you if that's what you think, that was him trying to kill you.  The show is a combination of awesomeness (which is a real word apparently, my spell check isn't saying it's spelled wrong), stupidity, excitement, sadness and reenactments.  How could it be better?  Today I watched one where a guy ended up eating his dog and I was SOBBING.  CAAAASHEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!  There was another where a guy was lost at sea for  fucking 3 months, and it might have been the greatest (most ridiculously hilarious) reenactment ever.  That guy was absurd and truly should not be alive.  No disrespect, I mean that guy is nuts and I'm not sure if anyone else in the universe could have lived, I'm just saying the reenactment was pretty funny.  Seriously, if you ever see it on, it is so worth it.

Woah, longer love than hate.  That's rare.  I was really excited about "I Shouldn't be Alive" earlier.

BYE,
theGrump