Since I shall be flying tomorrow, I thought of a good one...
Hate: People who wear obviously uncomfortable things on airplanes. What is the point of this? You know you aren't going anywhere important when you get wherever. You're just going to your hotel or wherever to unpack and shower (because you're clearly the kind of person who would need to shower immediately just because you were on a plane). Who are you trying to impress? You know you hate your life right now. My own mother is one of these people. She seriously goes to the airport in a cardigan set and pearls and yells at me when I'm in sweats or leggings. What the hell, madre? All you're about to do is sit and possibly sleep in a horribly uncomfortable position for the next few hours. It isn't that serious. You might as well plan accordingly. So, unfortunately, she is a part of the group that I judge (HATE) while people watching at my gate. I'm glad you're about to be so uncomfortable for hours, and I hope we hit turbulence and you spill your diet coke all over you.
Love: Raising the roof. The best dance (dance move?) ever. Obviously the best way to express your appreciation for a song. I mean really, whenever a musician plays a song, their most common request is for you to "put your hands up," because they know it, too. If no one is raising the roof, no one likes you. It really should be the USA's national dance.
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theGrump
i had a professor who insisted that one should always wear a suit on a plane because it meant that they would take you seriously and give you an upgrade. he got upgraded on almost every flight he took. then again, that might have been because he was a german alien robot.
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um. what about washing the windows, washing, the floor, and painting the fence? those are classic dance moves.
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