Hate: People with normal names, but weird and unnecessary spelling. Granted, it really isn't your fault that your parents gave you such an idiotic name, but really. It was clearly just an excuse to piss everyone off that any of you ever meet. So congratulations. What could possibly be another point they're trying to get across? That they're clever?? Nope. Retarded. When people say your name, obviously it's still going to sound exactly like everyone else with the normal spelling, but is just going to cause tons of annoying confusion when the spelling comes into play. This gives way to a few problems. No one is going to be able to pronounce it correctly when reading, because they'll think along with the dumb spelling will come a dumb pronunciation. No one is going to be able to spell it correctly because why would anyone ever think to spell it another way than the normal way except your fucking "alternative" parents? The worst part of this whole fiasco, however, is that someone with a name such as what I have described does not understand why I hate them. They get all pissed when someone mispronounces/misspells their name. So this goes out to you: You are not special. No one gives a shit that your name is spelled like a dbag so calm down when people say/spell it wrong. PS your parents clearly hate you.
Love: Superlatives. Saying things are the best or the worst or the anything-est is THE best. The funniest, the cutest, the funnest, the dumbest, the shiniest, the biggest, the smallest. I think you get it.
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theGrump
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