You Better Do Better

Hate: Manicures.  I don't see the appeal.  I hate having my finger nails painted anyway, I'm not sure why but it bothers me so much.  That aside, it is just so uncomfortable.  There is no way people think that feels good.  When they push down your cuticles and cut em up and "massage" it sucks!!  I do not like that.  The all time worst thing in the universe though is when they pull on your fingers.  Holy shit.  There may not be a worse feeling.  Right now my knuckles are hurting just thinking about it.  I hate the sound of cracking things anyway, I'm pretty sure I've written about it before, but I kind of get that it feels good.  When they pull on your fingers it makes me feel like I have huge air bubbles in my knuckles and like I need to crack all of my fingers and I don't do that so there is no alleviating the discomfort.  IT'S AWFUL!  Who told them this felt good?!!?!!?  I think they're fucking with us, because as I've already stated...IT'S THE WORST.  Seriously, if you could see my agony just writing about this right now you would understand.

Love: Hilarious pet names.  You can tell a lot about a person by the names they give their animals.  Normal human name=lame owner is the general rule, there are other names that are terrible and normal names that are ok, but just generally that's how I feel.  Here are some good names of pets that I know...Pants the dog, Sandwich the dog, Clancy the chinchilla, Nugget the dog, Chamberlin the cat, Pooter the hamster, Pork Roll the cat, Mr President the dog, Daddy the dog and I can't think of anymore.  So think hard whilst naming because it says a lot about you.  And I'm judging you.

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theGrump