Thursday, September 9, 2010

Yet Another Bathroom Hate

I have a lot of bathroom rules apparently...
Hate: When people put soap on their hands before getting them wet when they wash their hands.  Wrong.  Number one, that feels disgusting.  Why would a person do that when you could so easily get your hands wet first?  Number two, the soap isn't going to lather if there is no water involved, so way to go with that.  And just in case you need a number three, the signs in the bathrooms that tell you how to wash your hands all say to get your hands wet first.  FOLLOW DIRECTIONS!!  You are doing it wrong and it is bothering me.  A lot of things bother me in the bathroom without you being an idiot, so do it right.  Just in case you think I'm wrong, I have no problem giving you a few examples:
http://www.dubuque.k12.ia.us/Prescott/Handwash/
http://www.myoptumhealth.com/portal/Information/item/Fight+Germs,+Wash+Your+Hands?archiveChannel=Home%2FArticle&clicked=true
http://www.inspq.qc.ca/pdf/publications/586-Affichette-TechniqueLavageDesMains-En.pdf
http://www.ehow.com/video_12779_wash-hands.html
I think you get the point.  Also some of these are pretty hilarious.  The last one is a movie.

Love: Crossword puzzles.  They make you smart and they're fun.  How could it get better?  We went to a new coffee shop today and there was a communal crossword and it made me so happy.  I need to start buying the newspaper.

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