So I'm in the coffee shop for my daily internet binge and, TMI, but I just peed and it reminded me of this hate.
Hate: When the toilet paper is the wrong way. If for some reason you don't know which way is the wrong way...UNDERHAND IS CLEARLY THE WRONG WAY. Even though I don't see how there can be a debate about it, when those commercials came out recently I was actually happy to see that I was not the only person in the universe that cared about this. I will actually change the direction of the toilet paper if it isn't right. I don't care if I'm in someone else's house or in a public place or whatever. I do not want to pull that tp off the roll unless it's overhand. The only times where I will do it are the times in public places where I physically cannot change it to overhand unless I've brought my own screwdriver or lock picking kit. Unfortunately, I have never had these things handy when needed. Also, if I'm in someone's house I do not care if they prefer underhand. In my mind, it's not a preference, that is just the way it must be. Over. So get over it.
Love: Forks. Not spoons or knives. Just forks. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate spoons and knives, I just love forks. I don't have a very good reason for this, I can't explain my love, but I eat anything I can with a fork, even things that other...normal...people might eat with a spoon. Ice cream, yogurt (on those rare occasions I eat yogurt), I don't know, I can't think of many examples, but you get the idea, I love my forks.
LOVE,
theGrump
PS, Tucker is the first of my unnecessary voicemail side hates. Left me a voicemail at 7 AM. I saw you called. I even woke up when you called. But I'm not going to answer my fucking phone at 7 AM, I'll call you when I wake up.
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