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The past couple days my roommate and I have discovered some amazing thrift stores near out new apartment, so I figured I'd hate those people who don't utilize the amazingness.

Hate: People who spend a lot of money on clothes that are supposed to look like they came from a thrift store.  Go to a thrift store.  It's cheap and fun and has character, unlike the douchebaggy garb you paid a stupid amount of money for at Urban Outfitters.  It's not specifically that store, but it's a good example of what I mean.  It's just...who would EVER pay that much money for something that they could get for 95% less if they just spent a weekend thrifting??  I realize that I may be cheaper than the average human being, but even so, clothing just isn't something you need to spend a lot of money on to look "hip," especially not these days.  It's juuust ridiculous.  I hate you all.

Love: Animals.  I only say this because I'm so sad at my new apartment because I don't have any pets. No animals at all!!  I need to go get a fish or a hamster.  Animals are just all so cute, and even if they aren't cute, it makes them all that much more cute.  They also never do anything on my hate list.  I mean, how amazing is it to be an animal? They literally only have to think about eating, drinking and having sex.  We have to think about all kinds of dumb things.  I realize that humans are animals, so stop being such a smart ass.  I don't get it when people don't like them.  I miss Clancy and Dixie.  Anyway, that's what I love right now.  Animals.

Haha,
theGrump