Hate: Things with butterflies on them.  This includes humans.  I realize it sounds terrible to hate butterflies. I mean, it's a butterfly, it's pretty and helpful in pollination.  But I just hate it.  And, as is true for most of my hates, if you own or are wearing something with a butterfly on it, or GOD FORBID have a butterfly tattoo, I must hate you on principle.  One of these days I'm going to meet someone who collects butterfly things and just involuntarily punch them in the face.

Love: Ridiculously hot showers.  Like scalding.  Painful to any other human kind of hot.

Love,
theGrump