I am Cannibal

Oopss, I am the worst.

Hate: When there are multiple people in a car and no one is sitting in the front passenger seat.  Who do you think you are back there in the back, the driver is not your fucking chauffeur (well I guess it's possible, but I doubt it).  WHY wouldn't someone take the front seat if it is open?  Did all of those times fighting for shotgun as a child mean nothing to you?  Where is your passion??  There is a very specific way to load into a car, the last person that will get out of the car sits in the front.  And if for some reason this doesn't happen upon getting in the car, when the person in the front gets out, someone from the back needs to move up to fill in the spot.  This is just what you do.  And if no one is getting out before anyone else, then there needs to be at least a minor scuffle for the front because CLEARLY it is the choice seat.  I do not see where the confusion comes in.  It is stupid to not have anyone sitting in the front when they could.  You can't hear each other or see each other and therefore can't talk to each other.  It is ridiculous and stupid and I HATE you.

Love: Hilarious license plates.  I normally hate vanity plates, but if you are not a worthless person, you might be capable of making one that is funny.  Some of my all time favorites "cheeto" on a bright orange corvette, "krly fry," and "ninja" on what was clearly a ninja's car.

Love,
theGrump