Hate: American Apparel ads. You know how many strangers I want to unexpectedly see naked today? None. You sell clothes, by the way. I would appreciate it if you would put them on some of your models instead of having them spread eagle in a brightly colored thong. Especially because your models aren't even hot, yes it matters because I'm American and programmed to hate ugly people. It isn't sexy, that does not make me want to buy the thong. It first shocks me because I was not expecting to see so much lady ass while browsing textsfromlastnight.com, and then pisses me off because I realize it's YOU, the CLOTHING STORE. What is the point in having a (n ugly) model wearing JUST tights. In what scenario would this be a good selling point? It's not even geared towards strippers...hookers, maybe? When your ads stop being aimed at those who sell their bodies for sex, I might stop hating you so much. PS I HATE your unisex clothing schtick. You are not cool or alternative. Go die.
Love: Rice Krispie Treat cereal. Without question the best cereal ever made. The fact that it has stopped being produced (I think, if you EVER SEE IT ANYWHERE you need to tell me) is a fucking crime. I have a serious bone to pick with whatever idiot pulled that plug.
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| Godly. Also I love how someone kept this box, I wish that person was me. |
LOVE,
theGrump
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