You're Just in Time

This is kind of a specific hate...I'll try to find a way to broaden it a little bit.

Hate: OK so this happens a lot at the juice bar where I work, but since I noticed it there I have noticed it a lot elsewhere.  It's basically just a hatred of people who think they're really special when they are just not.  So in my cafe, it gets fucking crazy around lunch, line for miles.  Anyway, there can only be so many people working, so on occasion people have a wait a little for their food to be done.  I REALLY hate it when people in line are up to pay and their food isn't ready yet and they say, "Ummm, I'm just getting a..."  What do you think everyone else got??  It's not like they ordered something totally different and more complicated than you.  You are not special, you're unoriginal and also a big fat douche.  Thenn, pretty soon after I realized that I hated those people with a huge passion, one time I'm on the bus and this guy gets on and is like, "I only got a dolla, I'm just tryina hitch a ride witchu!!"  It's the fucking public bus...EVERYONE IS JUST TRYING TO HITCH A RIDE WITH HIM!!!  Why else would anyone EVER be on a bus????  GOD everyone is a fucking idiot.

Love: Grocery shopping.  It's so fun and satisfying.  It's especially awesome when there are some free samples around.  I'm not sure why it's so fun...anyone have any insight?  Anyway, it will never be a chore, it is always the best.  The other day I went with my friend and the funniest little asian man made us try every flavor of hummus on the planet, one of which was called "supremely spicy."  My friend commented on it saying, "this is spicy!" to which he replied, "SUPREMELY!!!"

LOVE,
theGrump