Get Down, Stay Down

Everyone is a bitch.  So here I go to write this blog, which has nothing to do with why everyone is a bitch, but will make me feel better anyway.

Hate:  In movies/tv when someone is supposed to be really good at something, be it an instrument or a sport or whatever, and it's so obvious that they suck.  Hello.  I'm not sure how stupid the director think the general public is, but it is SO distracting and...I can think of no other word for it except silly.  I can tell you aren't good so don't try to convince me you are.  It is ruining the ENTIRE premise of the freaking movie.  You can't just suck if they make it a point to say that you do not suck!!  If you're going to make a movie where this person's skill plays at least a sort of important role, they have to look like they know what the hell they're doing.  However, as a general rule, the degree you are allowed to look like you suck has an inverse relationship with the quality of movie.  Ok so I just wrote a whole example with a movie about Quigley, the greatest tuba artist of all time, and how if Quigley didn't know how to play the tuba it would not be ok for the making of the movie, but it was getting a little long and ridiculous.  You should get it by now though.

Love: Shopping.  I never thought I would be such a girl, but sometimes, I just gotta shop til I drop.

TOo tired to go on, falling asleep.  Need 30 Rock.

-theGrump