Don't Stop Believin'

The gayest title, but it's been coming up a lot in my life recently (mostly in tv that I'm watching online aka Party Down and The Glee Project btw I love Party Down and The Glee Project is embarrassing yet addictive) and is sort of relates to what I'm about to hate right now.

Hate:  Lindsay from The Glee Project.  She is horrible and just not a real person.  I know it's like reality tv and I'm just seeing what they want me to see, but I don't care.  HATE her.  Her critique is always that she doesn't have a personality and she gets all fake upset about it, but she just doesn't.  She's amazingly conceited and totally fake and I despise her more than life.  Example, during the vulnerability week (yes I know how embarrassing this is) her vulnerability was fake, but only because Ryan told her she was fake, she didn't understand what it actually meant.  Her reason for choosing fake as her vulnerability was because "people only saw her as a trophy" or something ridiculous like that rather than I don't have a personality so I just do things I think people want me to do.  Lindsay, everyone hates you you are not a trophy.  I am currently watching the finale of The Glee Project and am rooting against her.  Good god panel PLEASE don't choose her.  OMG THANK GOD SHE DIDN'T WIN, yet she's still doing something I hate, she's pretending to be way too overly happy for the person that won and not at all upset she didn't win.  Oh god now this show got too gay and two people won, jesus.  I need to stop watching.  Oh god now everyone won something, I hate this.


I'm too upset about Lindsay's horrible persona winning anything and not sitting there crying to love about anything.

theGrump

Azul

Hate:  When people wear snow boots in the summer, or really any inappropriate weather.  This is something I've never noticed before in my entire life until today.  Randomly I saw like 5 people doing this today, which under the circumstances is a ridiculous number.  Maybe it was because of the small differences in temperature over the last few days.  The weekend was a WHOPPING 80 fucking degrees, and today was like 70 and overcast.  I will agree that 70 is not ideal warmth for the middle of August, but there is absolutely no fucking call for snow boots.  it's 70 goddamn degrees outside.  The first girl I saw I was mad about it, like why the hell are you wearing those boots with a freaking fur lining when the majority of people outside are in sandals?  The next girl I was just confused, like what is this snow boot epidemic hitting Capitol Hill right now?  Then the next person I was furious again, and the hate just grew and grew.  It was so stupid, if I see anyone wearing snow boots tomorrow I'm going to trip them.

Love: Kitchen gadgets.  I don't even cook all that much, but I totally love all of the ridiculous things for your kitchen.  The as seen on tv section is heaven, as is bed bath and beyond.  When I was little I forced my mom to buy the rotato, if anyone remembers that gem.  Also I would consider my favorite possession , my slush mug, to be a kitchen gadget.  You should just see my kitchen drawers, I have a problem.

:)

theGrump

E'ry Day I'm Shufflin'

Hate:  The song "If you Want my Body" by Rod Stewart.  I didn't have any feelings towards this song until the chips ahoy commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlpS-V8mgIk).  It was so revolting it made me not want to eat the cookies AND hate the song with a passion.  The cookie's voice is THE most annoying.  It isn't at all funny, it is awful and makes me so angry.   Also, you aren't sexy, you're a fucking cookie.  AND the animation in the commercial sucks, it's not appealing at all, it's weird and gross and so is the girl that the cookie is seducing (vom).  Who the hell do they have on their advertising team over there??  I hope they're all dead by now.  Smote by god for their horrific ideas.  (I just had to look up the past tense of smite, apparently it's smote.)

Love:  Adult gummy vitamins.  Genius.  Who would ever want to stop taking gummy vitamins?

LOVE,

theGrump

Get $leazy

WOAH, bet you never thought you'd hear from me again.  Wrong.  But in all seriousness, my hate list is dwindling, I need to start hating more weird things and fast.  Here's one that's still on the list and I feel strongly about, you all deserve it after my hiatus.

Hate: The Survivor Man vs. Man vs. Wild debate.  I know this is like blast from the past and both of them probably don't air anymore but THAT'S NOT THE POINT.  Survivor Man SUCKS! That show is the fucking worst and there should be absolutely no debate on which host is cooler.  Who the fuck cares if Bear Grylls sleeps in a hotel, who wants to sleep outside??  Especially after doing all the dumb shit he's doing out there.  The whole point of the shows is to teach you how to survive when something happens to you when you're lost, Bear actually does them, and then treats himself to sleep indoors.  So fucking kill him.  He not only tells you actual survival skills that could actually be useful to you if something bad happens if you for some reason are stuck out somewhere (or something like that...not that any of this would ever happen to me), he ALSO often takes his clothes off and I'm not complaining.  Survivor Man (as if being Canadian isn't bad enough) just SITS THERE and waits for however many days.  You can practically survive for that long by literally just sitting there and like sucking dew off the grass, I don't need a show of you doing just that for me to be able to do it.  GOD he is the worst.  He would never be able to do the awesome slash disgusting stuff that Bear does.  AND he's Canadian AND...I don't know...he smells.  How did he ever get a show.  In conclusion, Man vs. Wild kicks Survivor Man's ass any day and all of you who think different can kill yourselves.

Love:  Bear Grylls.  F you all.

YOU'RE WELCOME,

theGrump