Hate: People who bite string cheese. STRING cheese. String. And as weird of a concept as string cheese is, I don't give a fuck, if you aren't going to string it, just buy some other shaped cheese for god's sake. String cheese doesn't even taste right when you bite it rather than string it. Probably because you're supposed to string. the. damn. cheese. You can tell a string cheese biter just by looking at them, they often are basically living symbols of everything I hate. If I gave my greatest enemy a string cheese, they would for sure bite it. Then ideally I would punch them in the face.
Love: Wine Library in Millburn, NJ. It is one of the greatest places on earth. They have a whole cheese section with TONS of free cheese samples. Often when I'm visiting NJ my brother and I go there for lunch and just dine on cheese until I think they're going to kick us out. Then they don't so we just eat more cheese until we kind of want to die. Then we buy alcohol. Good god Wine Library is heaven.
LOVE,
theGrump
